Player with best "baseball" name

[megalodon30]

Jedd Gyorko

 

[mall3013]

Sporting the pron stash and all.

 

[Cedrique]

There's a current relief pitcher with a terrible name but I can't think of it. I know I am going to lose sleep over this. The name has something that is negative for a pitcher in it. I know it's not "Mike Blownsave"

 

[megalodon30]

Randy Winn

Any athlete named Winn should be near the top of the list.

 

[megalodon30]

Gerald Dempsey Posey III or Buster, if you prefer

 

[Good_Code]

Mark the Bird Fidrych

 

[Omar 382]

There's a current relief pitcher with a terrible name but I can't think of it. I know I am going to lose sleep over this. The name has something that is negative for a pitcher in it. I know it's not "Mike Blownsave"

Brett O"bend-over-and-get-fucked"holtzer?

 

[megalodon30]

Brandon Belt

 

[Good_Code]

Arquimedes Caminero Pitcher for Pittsburgh

 

[Cedrique]

Kyle Lobstein

 

[Omar 382]

There's a current relief pitcher with a terrible name but I can't think of it. I know I am going to lose sleep over this. The name has something that is negative for a pitcher in it. I know it's not "Mike Blownsave"

Sean Doolittle?

 

[Cedrique]

Sean Doolittle?

No, but that would be a good name for a DH, although it's not bad for a "LOOGY" either

 

[Omar 382]

Kyle Lobstein

He's awful????? 3.60 ERA in 20 IP???

Look, I know you're new to the Phillies and baseball in general and all. I mean you posted that you were like 9 or something. But FYI, Kyle Lobstein would have looked like Mariano Rivera on the 2012-2015 Phillies (he was a closer with the Yankees, a team in New York, that got a lot of saves)

 

[Omar 382]

Lucas Duda's name is a combination of the words "doo doo," "loogie," and "mucus"

 

[Cedrique]

He's awful????? 3.60 ERA in 20 IP???

Look, I know you're new to the Phillies and baseball in general and all. I mean you posted that you were like 9 or something. But FYI, Kyle Lobstein would have looked like Mariano Rivera on the 2012-2015 Phillies (he was a closer with the Yankees, a team in New York, that got a lot of saves)

Really? His name was "Mariano"? Never heard of him, but that guy sounds a little light in the loafers if you ask me.

 

[Good_Code]

starting pitcher Taiyuan Walker

 

[mall3013]

 

[mall3013]

 

[Good_Code]

Lucas Duda's name is a combination of the words "doo doo," "loogie," and "mucus"

How old are you? That would have been hilarious to me when I was 6 years old. lol

 

[Omar 382]

How old are you? That would have been hilarious to me when I was 6 years old. lol

I'm 11, and yeah it is funny so F off