Pics of Jerry Grabbing a handful and Being Awesome

[Retroram52]

Jerry "The Goober" Jones should get all lathered up, call his buddy Joe Namath, get him torched and then invite Suzy Kolber over for a party so they can ask for a kiss, ogle her death, and then the both of them could try to out cop-a-feel the other!

 

[Neb4life]

Jerry can afford all the Viagra he needs.

 

[Sid Mead]

I guess people forget what Jerry's favorite song of all time is :

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA

 

[Eiknarflin]

Did anyone bother reading the article? Or are you guys just a bunch of people who only look at the pictures.


The guy who posted the pictures and the 21 page article has some serious mental issues. He thinks he is the Son of God, and was told so by God seven days after the discovery of the God-particle back in 2012.


That alone makes the whole thing, even the pics, suspect, at best.

 

[GNG]

Fuckin' camera phones...

They should be outlawed.

 

[WILD FAN]

Well... Let's see how Jerry weasels his way out of this one.

Jerry Jones Allegedly Grabbing A Boob & Being Awesome

Drunk again I suppose.

Maybe Stephan was cleaning his glasses again and Jerry thought he was grabbing for them

 

[Otis B. Driftwood]

Did anyone bother reading the article? Or are you guys just a bunch of people who only look at the pictures.


The guy who posted the pictures and the 21 page article has some serious mental issues. He thinks he is the Son of God, and was told so by God seven days after the discovery of the God-particle back in 2012.


That alone makes the whole thing, even the pics, suspect, at best.

Read the entire thing. So - because the dude is two planets short of being in the Solar System the entire premise should be ignored?

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Did anyone bother reading the article? Or are you guys just a bunch of people who only look at the pictures.


The guy who posted the pictures and the 21 page article has some serious mental issues. He thinks he is the Son of God, and was told so by God seven days after the discovery of the God-particle back in 2012.


That alone makes the whole thing, even the pics, suspect, at best.

Cliche's are Cliche's for a reason ....you know, the one about a picture.

 

[Manster7588]

Did anyone bother reading the article? Or are you guys just a bunch of people who only look at the pictures.


The guy who posted the pictures and the 21 page article has some serious mental issues. He thinks he is the Son of God, and was told so by God seven days after the discovery of the God-particle back in 2012.


That alone makes the whole thing, even the pics, suspect, at best.

I don't care if the guy just escaped the loony bin and was last seen running down 5th Street in a straight jacket. The owner of an NFL franchise has to make smarter decisions than this. In the very least Jerry needs to be aware of his surroundings when he's partying with the ladies.

 

[TxHeat]

I don't care if the guy just escaped the loony bin and was last seen running down 5th Street in a straight jacket. The owner of an NFL franchise has to make smarter decisions than this. In the very least Jerry needs to be aware of his surroundings when he's partying with the ladies.

one would think he would figure out - GET A DAMN ROOM!!

 

[jarntt]

I don't care if the guy just escaped the loony bin and was last seen running down 5th Street in a straight jacket. The owner of an NFL franchise has to make smarter decisions than this. In the very least Jerry needs to be aware of his surroundings when he's partying with the ladies.

Exactly. Who cares how the pics were made public? What does that have to do with anything?

I don't even care that Jerry does shit like this, it's not my place to judge him on his personal life and didn't we all already know that he does this? What I care about is that IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING with him. Can't he ever just not make an ass of himself or need to be part of the story? How many other married 71 year olds get caught doing shit like this? Im sure a hell of a lot of them do it, but they arent so arrogant and full of themselves to allow themselves to get caught. So it's not the pics, it's the cumulative effect of everything Jerry.

 

[Manster7588]

Exactly. Who cares how the pics were made public? What does that have to do with anything?

I don't even care that Jerry does shit like this, it's not my place to judge him on his personal life and didn't we all already know that he does this? What I care about is that IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING with him. Can't he ever just not make an ass of himself or need to be part of the story? How many other married 71 year olds get caught doing shit like this? Im sure a hell of a lot of them do it, but they arent so arrogant and full of themselves to allow themselves to get caught. So it's not the pics, it's the cumulative effect of everything Jerry.

In fairness if you're not famous you can be 80 and act a fool and it's not going on a national blog, but I get your point.

 

[jarntt]

In fairness if you're not famous you can be 80 and act a fool and it's not going on a national blog, but I get your point.

I don't know about 80, but I can tell you for sure you can do it in your 40's!!!

 

[Manster7588]

I don't know about 80, but I can tell you for sure you can do it in your 40's!!!

Yeah but will bloggers post "Your" picture for all of us to see?

 

[jarntt]

I may just be a little more famous than you think...

 

[Retroram52]

Exactly. Who cares how the pics were made public? What does that have to do with anything?

I don't even care that Jerry does shit like this, it's not my place to judge him on his personal life and didn't we all already know that he does this? What I care about is that IT IS ALWAYS SOMETHING with him. Can't he ever just not make an ass of himself or need to be part of the story? How many other married 71 year olds get caught doing shit like this? Im sure a hell of a lot of them do it, but they arent so arrogant and full of themselves to allow themselves to get caught. So it's not the pics, it's the cumulative effect of everything Jerry.

Good points jarntt. Everyone knows Jerry makes a routine fool of himself even when he is sober. The only guy who apparently doesn't have a clue is Jerry.

 

[Manster7588]

I may just be a little more famous than you think...

Well we'll just say I can run around naked in the park and the only way the media will report it is a 15 second "Look at this idiot" on the 11 o'clock news. And the general public won't care. My wife and boss might take issue though.

 

[jarntt]

LOL...you can just blame PTSD and come out of it like a hero!!!

 

[UK Cowboy]

I have a new found respect for Jerry. No wonder he fucks up so much on the football side. Tlk about quick twitch

 

[MarkOU]

Well... Let's see how Jerry weasels his way out of this one.

Jerry Jones Allegedly Grabbing A Boob & Being Awesome

Drunk again I suppose.

Crazy shit!