Philadelphia Phillies 2023 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

What is Schwarber up to these days?

 

[Cedrique]

I'm unexpectedly impressed with Stott, Castellanos, and Marsh as I'm sure everybody is.

Nah, I knew it all along. I'm psychotic

 

[Retroram52]

Looks like the Dildoes remain as the Rockies are handing them another loss up 5-0 in the 9th.

 

[Retroram52]

So much for "clicking".

 

[Retroram52]

Nah, I knew it all along. I'm psychotic

You are definitely psychotic for sure!

 

[jvett77]

.400 Phils will win the next two against this .300 team; I guarantee it.

 

[Retroram52]

The always and forever optimistic jvett!!

 

[Retroram52]

Trae Turner starting to pay dividends. Still under .500 and the Bitches are sitting atop the NL East.

Turner, Marsh hit homers, Phillies beat White Sox 5-2

Trea Turner homered and had three hits, Brandon Marsh also went deep and the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Chicago White Sox 5-2.

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[TheSnowdog]

Why do the Phillies always make these shit heeled Rockies look like the best team around?

 

[jvett77]

Never a doubt. Nice win!

 

[TheSnowdog]

Got down early
Phillies came back
Good win
They need to string some wins together

 

[Retroram52]

So that is what Schwarber has been up to these days in the new season.

Schwarber homer, Sosa single lift Phillies past Rockies 4-3

With heavy rain in the forecast, the start time of Saturday's game was moved up one hour to 3:05 p.m.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Retroram52]

Win one, lose one to go 5-5 in the last 10 isn't going to get it done either. Damn Dildoes just won't die and they seem to let them back in the clubhouse every year.

 

[Retroram52]

I would hope so. Afterall, the Phillies FO is supposed to be over dumpster-diving.

Phillies' Edmundo Sosa showing he's more than just a defender

Edmundo Sosa continued his hot start at the plate with the winning hit in the Philadelphia Phillies' victory over the Colorado Rockies.

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[Cedrique]

Going for 2 in a row. Need Kimbrel to bring it home

 

[Cedrique]

Done and done

 

[Retroram52]

Nice win as the Phillies inch closer to .500.

 

[Retroram52]

Castellanos adding two homers. I hope this becomes a regular occurrence for ole Nick.

Nick Castellanos hits first home runs of 2023 as Phillies top Rockies

Nick Castellanos homered twice in the Philadelphia Phillies' 4-3 win on Saturday over the Colorado Rockies at Citizens Bank Park. By Paul Hagen

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[Cedrique]

Got down early
Phillies came back
Good win
They need to string some wins together

Is this supposed to be Haiku? It's gotta be 5-7-5 Let me fix it for you:

Phillies got down quick
Need to go on a win streak
That win fucking ruled

 

[Cedrique]

Wheeler on the hill
Hope he can shut them down
I think we got this