Ovechkin is engaged

[Forty_Sixand2]

This thread is rich and has everything.

Puns

Sarcasm

Ugly pics

Hot pics

A wedgie that I would remove with my tongue

A chargers fan making grandiose moronic statements.

elo talking over people's heads

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Yeah its obvious you don't, but don't act surprised when people your posts for taking seriously what were obviously jokes.

I am sorry you did not like people having a lighthearted thread about a player getting married and his wife. What were we thinking? Its none of our business. Its not like he is tweeting it publically or anything.

LOL!!

I don't have a problem with the thread. I have a problem with people saying she's only interested in his money when she's made plenty of her own & done more in terms of success in her own career than he has. Sorry, but I call BULLSHIT to that. Ovechkin is one of if not the most popular athlete in Russia, he can probably go into any club & point to a girl & she's by his side. I actually believe the fact that he's settling down will be good for him.

 

[elocomotive]

elo talking over people's heads

Where did I do that? I was just trying to post some pics of Maria and throw in a West Side Story reference if I could.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Where did I do that? I was just trying to post some pics of Maria and throw in a West Side Story reference if I could.

See, it has sarcasm as well.


Zaaaa zing!

Seriously.....athlete girls asses >>>>>>>>>

 

[elocomotive]

LOL!!

I don't have a problem with the thread. I have a problem with people saying she's only interested in his money...

Nobody said that. In fact, 3 or 4 different posters have tried to explain that to you. I'm flummoxed.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

 

[elocomotive]

See, it has sarcasm as well.


Zaaaa zing!

Seriously.....athlete girls asses >>>>>>>>>

Agree!! Especially pole vaulters for some reason...

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

more proof that 10mil/year can make anyone very very attractive

an AHL contract OV does not pull that level of yummer, ever

What do you call this?

 

[elocomotive]

What do you call this?

A quote that fails to include the follow-up response?

Yes, that has been made clear.
She has money. We get it. Thanks for clearing that up.
Was not saying she was a golddigger. Tho she aint messin' with no broke, broke.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

People have made fun of Ovi's looks throughout the thread. It's been proven time & time again that looks don't matter. If they did Rick Ocasick the lead singer of the Cars wouldn't have had a chance in hell of marrying Model Paulina Porizkova.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

It's just jealousy run amuck.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

just...

wow

Need to borrow some pliers to remove that giant stick?


Jeebus H Christie, un flippin real.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

since this thread has turned down a ridiculous circular path with no hope of an outcome pleasing to anyone..


I submit to you all this

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

and this

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

and this

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

may as well stick with the tennis theme

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

no fair showing all this athletic ass without some tits

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Alex Morgan's submission:

 

[BOSSMANPC]

People have made fun of Ovi's looks throughout the thread. It's been proven time & time again that looks don't matter. If they did Rick Ocasick the lead singer of the Cars wouldn't have had a chance in hell of marrying Model Paulina Porizkova.

Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

It's just jealousy run amuck.

I SAID SHE WAS ATTRACTED TO HIS EIGHT INCH DICK !!!! OH, AND HIS FLAMING STICK !!!