Ovechkin is engaged

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to tennis player Maria Kirilenko...

Photo by tsn_official • Instagram

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

saw a tweet retweted by mattola about "Ovechkin accepts the 50/50 split"

good stuff

 

[elocomotive]

In Soviet Russia, Kirilenko engages you!

Congrats, OV. Not bad...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

more proof that 10mil/year can make anyone very very attractive

an AHL contract OV does not pull that level of yummer, ever

 

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Up next, Paulina Gretzky sets her sights on Evgeni Malkin...

 

[Comeds]

In Soviet Russia, Kirilenko engages you!

Congrats, OV. Not bad...

Are they conjoined?

 

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Are they conjoined?

Chernobyled.

 

[Comeds]

Chernobyled.

*looking at the picture*

Not a deal breaker.

 

[mattola]

more proof that 10mil/year can make anyone very very attractive

an AHL contract OV does not pull that level of yummer, ever

even with the dough Im surprised. hes a freaking neanderthal.

https://twitter.com/i/#!/mkirilenko/media/slideshow?url=pic.twitter.com/OEJ4Ra39

the girl on the left is the one he should mostly mate with.

 

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*looking at the picture*

Not a deal breaker.

Oh I don't disagree

 

[elocomotive]

Are they conjoined?

Let's hope so.

 

[elocomotive]

Guys, guys, guys... We can spend more time posting about OV's looks, or we can get busy posting about Maria's looks.

I vote for the ladder. And also the hook.

 

[elocomotive]

 

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How do you solve a problem like Maria?

 

[elocomotive]

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

Say it loud and there's music playing, say it soft and it's almost like praying...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Chernobyled.

*looking at the picture*

Not a deal breaker.

Iwouldnt kick her out of bed if her irradiated teeth kept falling out of her mouth one by one as she tried to eat crackers

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

more proof that 10mil/year can make anyone very very attractive

an AHL contract OV does not pull that level of yummer, ever

His Fiancee is a multi-millionaire herself. She's had a very good tennis career. One of the top doubles players in the World.

 

[elocomotive]

His Fiancee is a multi-millionaire herself. She's had a very good tennis career. One of the top doubles players in the World.

It's not that she wants his money, I think the guys just mean she finds him attractive because of his success/wealth/money/power. Those things will push a guy from a 7 to a 9.5 real fast. Shoot, I once banged a chick because I was the top player in a recreational dodgeball tournament. Hahaha.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

His Fiancee is a multi-millionaire herself.

She's had a very good tennis career. One of the top doubles players in the World.

FIFY

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

It's not that she wants his money, I think the guys just mean she finds him attractive because of his success/wealth/money/power. Those things will push a guy from a 7 to a 9.5 real fast. Shoot, I once banged a chick because I was the top player in a recreational dodgeball tournament. Hahaha.

I'm just saying I doubt it's about the money. She's not only a top doubles player, but ranked in the top 16 in the WTA. Maria Kirlenko has made plenty of $$$$ during her tennis career.