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Ott used a distinct licking motion

dash

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Creepy!

 
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That's not in the rule book

If the Wiz got two for what he did to Avery, this is worth at least one, isn't it?
 

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Timex should be contacting Jeff Halpern as it's clear he takes a licking and keeps on ticking...
 

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If you mean that how I think you mean that, then that is one messed up looking vagina.


A woman goes into a tatoo parlor and she is a huge hockey fan. She tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of Wayne Gretzky on her inner thigh.

The guy figures it is a bit weird, but goes ahead and does the work. After about an hour he is finished and passes the woman a mirror. She looks down at the mirror and says with disgust...."That doesn't look a thing like Wayne Gretzky. Do it again on the other side, and this time get it right."

The guy is a little frustrated but gets back to work and does the job again, and in an hour and a half wipes his brow and hands the lady the mirror. "I am sure you will be pleased this time."

The lady looks down at the mirror and says "I can't believe it. What a terrible job. That again looks nothing like the Great One, you're pathetic."

The guy is flabbergasted. He grabs the woman by the arm and drags her out front of the store and stops the first man he sees. He points to the tattoos and says....

"NOW WHO'S THAT???!!!"

The man says..."I don't know who the two wingers are but the centre sure looks like Lanny McDonald."
 

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Kinda like chewing off a players finger..well maybe a little less but anyways
 
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