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OT: World Cup Begins

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I kind of want Germany to win tomorrow, if only to hear the Dutch fans chant "We want our bicycles back!"

/when the Germans retreated out of Holland in WWII, many of them stole bikes to make their escape.

when the Dutch brought their delegation to the winter olympics they brought their 100's of free community bikes for people to ride from Heineke ... err ... Holland House to the the long track speed skating oval in Richmond ... some were never returned - I blame the germans again!!!
 

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longest fucking 3 minutes I've ever seen.
great play on d at the end there

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One more reason to root for the Dutch - Dutch pron star Bobbi Eden will provide gratification of the oral variety to all her Twitter followers if Holland win on Sunday.
 

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One more reason to root for the Dutch - Dutch pron star Bobbi Eden will provide gratification of the oral variety to all her Twitter followers if Holland win on Sunday.

time to sign up for twitter!
 

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they cant back out now!!! (deadspin)

"People have asked what we are going to do if Holland wins? All I can say is that I have stocked up on my handy wipes and you are going to have to follow to find out! As with all things in adult...we intend to give our followers a very 'happy ending'."



The ladies are keeping their mouths shut as to what exactly is going to happen if the Dutch win on Sunday. And while it's a little hard to believe that four women are going to service everyone, that hasn't stopped tens of thousands from signing on. It's like an oral sex version of Pascal's Wager
 
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Germany - Spain coming up - Thomas Mueller out of the lineup for the Germans (suspended due to yellow card accumulation), that's a big hole to fill. Schweinsteiger will have to have a big game again.

Spain scares me though, I don't think they've played that well (aside from David Villa), yet they do enough to win.
 

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Spain scares me though, I don't think they've played that well (aside from David Villa), yet they do enough to win.

Theyve been kings of possession but havent been able to utilize all those attacking options. This Mourinho 4-2-3-1 is supposed to be an attacking formation but the 3 midfielders always end up doing alot of running to help defensively. Hopefully they can figure it out today and let the ball do the running
 

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That was not Morganna who just ran out onto the field...
 

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I just dig this commentator.
'and it's been played at walking pace in the early going'


why would a vuvuzela blowing idiot run onto the pitch 4 minutes in?
he's going to miss the entire game. pick your spots, nunmbnuts.
 

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jebus, there was power on that header (Spain)
 

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65% possession for Spain...

I still don't know who i am rooting for in this game
 
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