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[PhillyPhaithful48]

God damnit Vee... Wtf! Stop with your feminist scissoring hate men carpet munching propaganda.

Scissor me timbers

 

[KillerVee]

God damnit Vee... Wtf! Stop with your feminist scissoring hate men carpet munching propaganda.

Take a joke, dildo.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Take a joke, dildo.

Thats what she said

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Take a dildo, joker.

Thats what Mischa (the dude) said

fixed

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

I'm in a pickle. My family wants me to watch the Twilight movies than go see the latest one in the theatre. I've held out up to this point, but I'm starting to get dirty looks & if they go see it without me I might not hear the end of it.

Fuck it. I've got to stand my ground right?

 

[KillerVee]

It's just some movies. Suck it up and be a participant in your family.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I'm in a pickle. My family wants me to watch the Twilight movies than go see the latest one in the theatre. I've held out up to this point, but I'm starting to get dirty looks & if they go see it without me I might not hear the end of it.

Fuck it. I've got to stand my ground right?

Wouldn't want to be in your shoes, bud. Twilight is horrible.

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

It's just some movies. Suck it up and be a participant in your family.

I've tried watching Titanic twice & fell asleep both times less than half an hour in. Seven Years of Brad Pitt (Tibet) got the same results. I figure if I watch the Twilight flicks the same thing will happen.

When I'm asked about them I guess I'll just wing it.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm in a pickle. My family wants me to watch the Twilight movies than go see the latest one in the theatre. I've held out up to this point, but I'm starting to get dirty looks & if they go see it without me I might not hear the end of it.

Fuck it. I've got to stand my ground right?

go to the movie ... feign a stomach ache ... leave for the washroom ... go wait in the car for the remainder of the movie ... blame explosive diarrhea

 

[mattola]

Wouldn't want to be in your shoes, bud. Twilight is horrible.

 

[mattola]

I've tried watching Titanic twice & fell asleep both times less than half an hour in. Seven Years of Brad Pitt (Tibet) got the same results. I figure if I watch the Twilight flicks the same thing will happen.

When I'm asked about them I guess I'll just wing it.

fall asleep wake up when they prod you and tell them I tried... that should do

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

go to the movie ... feign a stomach ache ... leave for the washroom ... go wait in the car for the remainder of the movie ... blame explosive diarrhea

This looks like a good plan. I think I'll make some Chili this weekend.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

LOL!!

I'm already feeling nauseus.

 

[TiLoBrown]

its funny cuz its true (god bless the Simpsons)

 

[elocomotive]

Take a joke, dildo.

A dildo manufactured in Houston or Tampa Bay? Makes a big difference as to whether that is an insult or a compliment.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Sung tears for fears head over heels with a bunch of guys from work while dancing with each other to make our boss nervous our impromptu choreography was a bit disturbing

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Correction used the words impromptu choreography in a sentence

 

[mattola]

 

[IPostedWhat]

lol, that reminds me of this gif: