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Bizzle McDizzle

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I'm actually really thinking hard about this one... Off the top of my head:

I attended an aerobics dance class at the gym I was attending early in 2011 with some hot Asian chick in hopes of getting some... didn't happen. But there was some damn good eye candy there.

disqualifies this entry, makes it ok

how about a real one
 

Bizzle McDizzle

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I had a tea party with a friends 2 little girls and lil Bizzle at a birthday party.
and I look damn good in a tiara, bitches... DAMN good.
 

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Has "shaved my balls" been taken yet???
 

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I passed up on an opporunity to fuck Dallas.
 

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I fondled tits and ate buffalo wings while simultaneously playing Call of Duty, watching hockey, and flying an F16 which was carpeting bombing a bunch of commies.

Kind of embarassing.
 

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I fondled tits and ate buffalo wings while simultaneously playing Call of Duty, watching hockey, and flying an F16 which was carpeting bombing a bunch of commies.

Kind of embarassing.

You didn't really do that.
 

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I fondled tits and ate buffalo wings while simultaneously playing Call of Duty, watching hockey, and flying an F16 which was carpeting bombing a bunch of commies.

Kind of embarassing.


For you or your Mom?

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:D
 

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Had to shave the puppy because of mats in the fur. Put a sweater on it to keep it warm
 

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I'm actually really thinking hard about this one... Off the top of my head:

I attended an aerobics dance class at the gym I was attending early in 2011 with some hot Asian chick in hopes of getting some... didn't happen. But there was some damn good eye candy there.

Sorry doesn’t qualify. That is the crux of what a man will do to get laid (until we have a regular partner). Add in the fact that there were other hot women around, puts you even further from an unmanly thing. Ever since we crawled out of the Bathybius haeckelii (primordial slime), we’ve been doing some “seemingly unmanly” things to achieve coitus. In an obvious paradox what you did was about as manly as you could get.
 

Voltaire26

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I had a tea party with a friends 2 little girls and lil Bizzle at a birthday party.
and I look damn good in a tiara, bitches... DAMN good.

Also disqualified. My guess is there was some breeding age females there that would have been impress with your unostentatious behavior. My guess is you were genuine in your endeavor or if you had an ulterior motive, it appeared sincere and disarming to the females. Even if copulation wasn’t your intention, it will serve to soften future targets for romantic endeavors. Quite manly.
 
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