You could go the George Carlin route and worship the Sun:
“I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun. It's there for me every day. And the things it brings me are quite apparent all the time: heat, light, food, and a lovely day. There's no mystery, no one asks for money, I don't have to dress up, and there's no boring pageantry. And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to "God" are all answered at about the same 50% rate.”
It is much more believable than Christianity. The Sun is primarily the reason we are all here. One little change in our orbit and we could all be burnt or froze to death. I have always had a fascination in Sun worship due to my fascination with Egypt and their mythology. It is amazing that people's eyes have not yet been opened due to what drawings are on the walls of the pyramids. I truly believe they knew more about our existence than we do now.
Laugh at me all you want, I believe it.
not laughing at you. just seemed like a good time to put that guy up there when people talk of pyramids that guy comes to mind lol....
Laugh at me all you want, I believe it.