OT: Tokyo Olympics thread

[naslundfan19]

I'm old and clearly out of touch, can somebody explain to me what this tweet means?

In Game 7 against the Bucks, Durant hit a long 2 at the buzzer to force OT. Foot was barely on the line. The Nets probably go on to win the title if the shot was a 3.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Ahh man … poor horsey

 

[dash]

Ahh man … poor horsey

Unconfirmed reports are saying that the coach was trying to get the horse to goose-step.

 

[puckhead]

Ahh man … poor horsey

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I saw they removed sumo guy from the course lol

 

[Montalban]

US men finally get a track gold in the 4x400. Good job. Who wouldda thought those damn Polacks would be so fast?

 

[elocomotive]

US now tied with China for most gold medals. Likely taking the lead as the events round out here. Hell of an Olympics for China though exceeding gold expectations.

 

[elocomotive]

Us Women’s Volleyball finishing off an amazing run. Not many teams lose their top player and go on to dominate the gold medal match. Awesome stuff.

First gold medal in the last women’s team sport we had not gone golden in and pushes us past China in gold medals.. clutch win.

USA!!

 

[Comeds]

US men finally get a track gold in the 4x400. Good job. Who wouldda thought those damn Polacks would be so fast?

You try so so hard for attention but your attempts are so ordinary, tired, and sad. Move on.

 

[Montalban]

You try so so hard for attention but your attempts are so ordinary, tired, and sad. Move on.

Sounds like someone is crying for attention? At least try to make sense when you do though

 

[Montalban]

Did any black athletes act up on the podium during this olympics? I didn’t see any. That’s good

 

[tabascojet]

Did any black athletes act up on the podium during this olympics? I didn’t see any. That’s good

 

[tabascojet]

Us Women’s Volleyball finishing off an amazing run. Not many teams lose their top player and go on to dominate the gold medal match. Awesome stuff.

First gold medal in the last women’s team sport we had not gone golden in and pushes us past China in gold medals.. clutch win.

USA!!

When did usa win handball or field hockey??

 

[dash]

Congrats to the States on their strong performance in Tokyo - As for Canada, a record haul of medals in a non-boycotted Games.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[Montalban]

Congrats to the States on their strong performance in Tokyo - As for Canada, a record haul of medals in a non-boycotted Games.

And nobody acting up on the medal podium telling us how awful it is to be an American.

 

[dare2be]

Yeah, it's gotten a little bit better.

 

[Comeds]

One of the best Olympics ever!

 

[elocomotive]

Was a little uncertain they should hold these Olympics, but thoroughly enjoyed them. Nice to see some unity on something.

We now return you from a group of unified people dedicating four years to doing something 2 tenths of a second faster for the sake of discipline, sport, and national pride to your regulary scheduled adults dedicated to temper tantrums about briefly wearing a piece of paper for the sake of possibly saving someone's life.

 

[dare2be]

We now return you from a group of unified people dedicating four years to doing something 2 tenths of a second faster for the sake of discipline, sport, and national pride to your regulary scheduled adults dedicated to temper tantrums about briefly wearing a piece of paper for the sake of possibly saving someone's life.

Execution score: 9.5

You could have earned a perfect 10 if you had just put adults in quotes.