OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[dare2be]

Did you know that a lawyer who shoots himself, dies and defends himself has a corpse for a client?

Of corpse.

 

[elocomotive]

Freakin' lawyers!! Amirite @forty_three and @elocomotive ?

Wow, that is really going the extra mile for your client.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Suspiciously, Jurassic park ride at universal studios in LA has been closed for an “update”

 

[Cyder]

Wow, that is really going the extra mile for your client.

I hope the last thing he said was "I rest my case"

 

[Comeds]

Suspiciously, Jurassic park ride at universal studios in LA has been closed for an “update”

The same for Universal Florida's Golden Girls ride.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Of corpse.

It was no joke. He was dead serious.

 

[dash]

The same for Universal Florida's Golden Girls ride.

You're going to Rue McClanahan the day she finds out, comeds. Oh she's dead? Okay then, carry on.

/RIP Rue

 

[Comeds]

You're going to Rue McClanahan the day she finds out, comeds. Oh she's dead? Okay then, carry on.

/RIP Rue

For now....for now

 

[KennyBanyeah]

For now....for now

 

[Darkstone42]

And the Sequel:

I watch this show on YouTube every day over lunch. I love playing along, and the mascots are hilarious.

 

[forty_three]

I watch this show on YouTube every day over lunch. I love playing along, and the mascots are hilarious.

I just found out Sunday that the episodes are on Youtube and I have been binge watching. I have always liked Jimmy Carr, and love the flow of the show.

And Rachel Riley is not difficult to look at.

 

[Darkstone42]

I just found out Sunday that the episodes are on Youtube and I have been binge watching. I have always liked Jimmy Carr, and love the flow of the show.

And Rachel Riley is not difficult to look at.

I'm only lukewarm on Jimmy Carr, but I think Sean Lock and Jon Richardson are brilliant, and play perfect foils to each other. And they're very good at the mascots, especially Sean's "inventions" and Jon's books.

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

 

[dash]

 

[forty_three]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says "no" and the duck leaves.

Duck comes back ten minutes later. "Do you have any grapes?" "NO!". Duck leaves.

Ducks comes back in ten minutes. "Do you have any grapes?" Bartender says "if you come back in here and ask that again, I am gonna nail your beak to the wall!" Duck leaves.

Duck comes in ten minutes later and asks "Do you have any nails?" Bartender screams "NO!" So the duck asks "Then do you have any grapes?"

 

[naslundfan19]

Tell Kyrie to not give it any workout tips.

 

[davnlaguna]

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says "no" and the duck leaves.

Duck comes back ten minutes later. "Do you have any grapes?" "NO!". Duck leaves.

Ducks comes back in ten minutes. "Do you have any grapes?" Bartender says "if you come back in here and ask that again, I am gonna nail your beak to the wall!" Duck leaves.

Duck comes in ten minutes later and asks "Do you have any nails?" Bartender screams "NO!" So the duck asks "Then do you have any grapes?"

Dead and company at dodger stadium last summer was having technical problems. Bob Weir tried to tell this joke as the crew worked.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[jstewismybastardson]