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Skynet Santa?!?
Thread: New York Times asks Londoners about being victims of petty crimes. Londoners respond in a very London fashion.
Since the banning of “Baby It's Cold Outside" in light of the #MeToo movement, please boycott the Christmas song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" because it exploits endangered hippos. #peta While we are at it the same goes for:
"Santa Clause is Coming to Town" = Fake News
"Little Drummer Boy" = Gender Neutral
"White Christmas" = Racist and xenophobic
"O' Come all Ye Faithful" = Exclusive
"God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" = Anti-Feminist
"All I Want for Christmas is You" = Stalking
"Blue Christmas" = implies male/boy stereotypes
"The 12 Days of Christmas" = anti-Semitic (8 days of Hanukah)
"Santa Baby" = Reverse #metoo and exploits handouts
"O Little Town of Bethlehem" = Pro Jew and xenophobic
"Winter Wonderland" = dismisses wonderlands that don't have winter
"Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" = exclusive against 4th of July and Summer
"Let it Snow" = Not fair to those where it does not snow
"Do You Hear What I Hear" = insensitive to hearing impaired
And last but not least....
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" = promotes adultery
I'd be OK with this, but that's because Christmas music annoys me.Seems fitting:
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Fuck’n glitter!!! We have a ban on that shit in our house.