OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[esls79]

I just got meself a couple of tickets to the Hawks - Flames game on Saturday night at the Saddledome - Going to be in Calgary this weekend and the wife actually said to me, "Why don't we go to the Flames game?"

/She's a good woman.

Just a general rule of thumb - if you take your wife to a Flames game, what team(s) should you take your mistress to go see? I'd assume Edmonton is out of the question but that still leaves a bunch of desirable locations.

 

[dash]

Just a general rule of thumb - if you take your wife to a Flames game, what team(s) should you take your mistress to go see? I'd assume Edmonton is out of the question but that still leaves a bunch of desirable locations.

I would say Vegas would be at the top of the list with Nashville a close second.

 

[davnlaguna]

Just a general rule of thumb - if you take your wife to a Flames game, what team(s) should you take your mistress to go see? I'd assume Edmonton is out of the question but that still leaves a bunch of desirable locations.

It’s a trick question
You take you mistress to basketball games.
You don’t want anything that can be traced back. You tell the mistress you hate hockey and tell the wife you hate basketball. That way if they compare notes they say my guy loves hockey. Well my guy is a BBall fan

 

[dash]

It’s a trick question
You take you mistress to basketball games.
You don’t want anything that can be traced back. You tell the mistress you hate hockey and tell the wife you hate basketball. That way if they compare notes they say my guy loves hockey. Well my guy is a BBall fan

This sounds like the old golfing joke where two buddies are out golfing and they notice two ladies out golfing in a twosome just ahead. The two ladies are golfing very slowly and one of the guys get impatient and blasts a shot over their heads. Well, after a few seconds, he feels badly and tells his friend, "I'm going to walk up and apologize for that shot".

As he gets closer, he notices that it is his wife and his mistress golfing ahead. So he stops and walks back to his golfing buddy and tells him of this predicament. His buddy tells him, "No worries, I'll apologize".

He starts to walk up, gets within 50 feet of the ladies, walks back to his buddy and says, "Small world."

 

[dare2be]

That's what I call a wringing endorsement.

Damn, only 5 likes. And here I thought I mopped up with that one.

 

[forty_three]

Damn, only 5 likes. And here I thought I mopped up with that one.

You're complaining about the number of likes of your response to my post? Way to sponge off me.

 

[dare2be]

 

[forty_three]

NO WAY this is catching on.

 

[forty_three]

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Is that a lunar lemur?!?

 

[forty_three]

Is that a lunar lemur?!?

No, it is a mere cat.

 

[dash]

No, it is a mere cat.

Okay, so a lunar catsule then.

 

[Comeds]

A similar thing happened in a Stormy Daniels movie I watched.

 

[BGDave]

A similar thing happened in a Stormy Daniels movie I watched.

A month ago, I would have had no idea who Stormy Daniels was, or why that is so damn funny !

 

[dash]

That van has more leaks than the Iraqi Navy.

 

[BGDave]

That van has more leaks than the Iraqi Navy.

 

[Comeds]

A month ago, I would have had no idea who Stormy Daniels was, or why that is so damn funny !

I kind of grossed myself out with that one.

 

[puckhead]

I kind of grossed myself out with that one.

that's what she said

 

[forty_three]

I kind of grossed myself out with that one.

But if you threaten to go public with it, you can get 130 grand.