OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[dare2be]

Ikea monkey, meet Walmart monkey

Diaper-wearing monkey attacks Walmart employee

From the same page. Even before I clicked the link I somehow knew this was a Florida story.

University student kills couple, tries to bite face off man

 

[dare2be]

And you thought you had a bad day.

Someone neglected to tell her about the birth and the bees.

/I'll see myself out.

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

^

Abbott and Costello wreak havoc at the pharmacy...

 

[forty_three]

1989 Porsche 962 Daytona 24 Hour Winner, Driven by Derek Bell | Lot S124 | Monterey 2016 | Mecum Auctions

Guys, if you owe me money, I need to collect. Also, I am selling my box of SportsHoopla T-shirts and my collection of Ryan Johansen's hair locks.

Need the money by this weekend.

 

[thedddd]

 

[thedddd]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

1989 Porsche 962 Daytona 24 Hour Winner, Driven by Derek Bell | Lot S124 | Monterey 2016 | Mecum Auctions

Guys, if you owe me money, I need to collect. Also, I am selling my box of SportsHoopla T-shirts and my collection of Ryan Johansen's hair locks.

Need the money by this weekend.

I just posted the remnants of my fruit basket on Craigslist. I got a message from a guy to meet him at the truck stop a few miles out of town. Said he'll give me a good price for it. I'll get a check in the mail to you as soon as I get back.

 

[forty_three]

I just posted the remnants of my fruit basket on Craigslist. I got a message from a guy to meet him at the truck stop a few miles out of town. Said he'll give me a good price for it. I'll get a check in the mail to you as soon as I get back.

Sweet! When I drive the car to T-Bones on the lake, I will let you sit in it.

 

[forty_three]

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Someone neglected to tell her about the birth and the beeth.

/I'll see myself out.

Fixed that for you.

 

[dare2be]

Fixed that for you.

/I'll still seeth mythelf out.

 

[forty_three]

That *is* what it sounds like when you say it fast.

 

[forty_three]

I don't know Elizabeth, but I want to marry her.

 

[buffhockey]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

"how you like me now Marcia???"

 

[forty_three]

That had to hurt

 

[dare2be]

Uber Is Piloting a Driverless Car Fleet in Pittsburgh

 

[dash]

Uber Is Piloting a Driverless Car Fleet in Pittsburgh

I'm surprised they didn't choose Richmond, BC.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I'm surprised they didn't choose Richmond, BC.

driverless car WITHOUT driverless technology is an improvement in richmond