OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[Comeds]

5300!

 

[forty_three]

Well, that was unexpected.

 

[thedddd]

 

[Darkstone42]

A Facebook friend posted the mortuaries one as a joke, but he got a bite on it. So now I'm trolling someone I don't know.

"...How are we putting it in our bodies when we're alive? What's it typically in?"

"It's in every drink. All of them."

I'm waiting for her to say something like she's only going to drink water now, so I can tell her it's in water in a 56 molar concentration.

 

[thedddd]

^ Really want to set them off. Toss in the yeah we should ban DDP's (device to discharge projectiles -leave this part out). See if gun advocates fall for it.

 

[Darkstone42]

Matco Enterprises • UroClub™

What.

 

[thedddd]

Matco Enterprises • UroClub™

What.

Better watch out it will contain DHMO's!

 

[Darkstone42]

A Facebook friend posted the mortuaries one as a joke, but he got a bite on it. So now I'm trolling someone I don't know.

"...How are we putting it in our bodies when we're alive? What's it typically in?"

"It's in every drink. All of them."

I'm waiting for her to say something like she's only going to drink water now, so I can tell her it's in water in a 56 molar concentration.

In a highly disappointing turn, she figured it out on her own. Darn.

 

[davnlaguna]

A Facebook friend posted the mortuaries one as a joke, but he got a bite on it. So now I'm trolling someone I don't know.

"...How are we putting it in our bodies when we're alive? What's it typically in?"

"It's in every drink. All of them."

I'm waiting for her to say something like she's only going to drink water now, so I can tell her it's in water in a 56 molar concentration.

In the same vein

IT CONTAINS MORE THAN 4,000 CHEMICALS AND IT HAS SPREAD INTO EVERY HUMAN BODY ON EARTH.

Among its components are formaldehyde, acetone, ethanol, ketone bodies, dihydrogen monoxide, tryptophan, urea, Dehydroeplandrosterone, Hexosephosphate P, and at least 20 kinds of acids.

Nearly every chemical constituent will, in certain concentrations, kill children and adults.

Chemical compounds within it are also used in yoga mats, explosives, warfare, and industrial applications.

It is now so pervasive that every human baby is born with high concentrations already in his or her tiny body.

Healthcare workers, pharmaceutical companies, and governments will spend billions each year to maintain or increase its presence in citizens.

It's your own blood.

Don't be alarmed by words you don't understand or people who want to scare you on FaceBook because they're bored, ignorant, or both. Read. Understand. Reduce the stupid.

Science. It reduces the stupid.

 

[dare2be]

When a relationship comes to a crossroads:

 

[KennyBanyeah]

https://mic.com/articles/149414/thi...-car-crash-and-it-s-creepy-as-hell#.bSAcSvNbY



LOL

 

[dash]

When a relationship comes to a crossroads:

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Didn't Paul Simon write a song about 50 ways to love your leever?

/Or was is The Carpenter's?!?

 

[thedddd]

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[thedddd]

Russian Dive team member not caught doping.

 

[dare2be]

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Russian Dive team member not caught doping.

Nice assinine.

 

[puckhead]

been watching this for way too long

 

[dare2be]

^ A new variation on string theory.

 

[forty_three]

 

[Comeds]

things are becoming self aware

 

[thedddd]

This Is What We'd Have to Look Like to Survive a Fatal Car Crash — And It's Creepy as Hell

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LOL

Why does it look like Brock Lesnar?