OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[jstewismybastardson]

Actually i think that was his adoption application. Better luck next time.

and yah ... exhibit Z why comeds is a HORRIBLE person!

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

very well sayed!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

i chuckled

translation:
This is Antonio
Before / after

In only 2 weeks Antonio lost his glasses

 

[dash]

I bet he has adult magazines in his waiting room:

 

[IndyAndy]

 

[forty_three]

Even if it's deleted, it can still be found.

/sorry

 

[dash]

How good can the beer at Happy's be, he's located on Water Street.

 

[forty_three]

Well, that pretty much sums up America nowadays.

 

[Comeds]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Comeds]

the prototype of the automated trashman works great!

 

[Comeds]

Here's an interactive map of how people died in the Grand Canyon.

Death in the Grand Canyon | Maps We Love

 

[buffhockey]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

My life captured in a gif:

 

[forty_three]

Stewardess? Stewardess? Yes, I just remembered I'm allergic to airplanes. I need to get off.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

***cool story bro alert***

Stewardess is a special word for me

when i was a kid, we would "summer" in Italy (lol how douchey does that sound? lol)

one summer when i was 10 (and after being fully immersed in the Italian language), on our return flight home, I totally forgot the word "stewardess" so i went with "excuse me ... servant"