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OT: This is so freaking cool part II trying to keep it cool

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Worst bathroom was in China where you had to squat and aim your dump into a slit on the floor.
There were no walls, so the next guy would be doing the same thing three feet away.
I think I'd have issues... I guess it would get bad enough the issues would go away. Hopefully never have to find out.

The author mentioned hole in the floors group bathrooms, said this was worse. I dont see how its possible - I dont remember his reasons.

I think I liked the book enough to keep it, I'll look later. I'm curious now.
 

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way back in the day on my honeymoon in the mayan riviera, I got a combo of heat stroke food & alcohol poisoning ( i had a slight suspicion my new wife was trying to off me :noidea: )... we did a day trip to Tulum and thankfully the bus stopped at a roadside cafe/gift shop selling mayan stuff. It had a detached concrete bathroom structure that looked like it was caving in from the outside. I rushed in, saw a little mexican kid just standing there but beelined to a stall ... no toilet seat:gaah: ... but upon a closer look the bowl was spotless. I felt much better and got out and the kid rushed the stall immediately with a spray bottle, a rag and a brush ... no gloves ... fuck I hope that kid eventually made it to the USA (and hasnt been deported)
 

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way back in the day on my honeymoon in the mayan riviera, I got a combo of heat stroke food & alcohol poisoning ( i had a slight suspicion my new wife was trying to off me :noidea: )... we did a day trip to Tulum and thankfully the bus stopped at a roadside cafe/gift shop selling mayan stuff. It had a detached concrete bathroom structure that looked like it was caving in from the outside. I rushed in, saw a little mexican kid just standing there but beelined to a stall ... no toilet seat:gaah: ... but upon a closer look the bowl was spotless. I felt much better and got out and the kid rushed the stall immediately with a spray bottle, a rag and a brush ... no gloves ... fuck I hope that kid eventually made it to the USA (and hasnt been deported)


kind of unrelated but similar story

I was in Calgary visiting for a couple weeks back in the mid 90s buddies and I went hard the night before on Electric Ave (3 for 1 Molson Triple XXX beer night) and I was feeling it bad the next day but thought it was controllable We went to McDonalds and I had a BigMac, Supersized Coke and Supersized Fry... I took one bite of the BigMac, ate 2 fries and one sip of coke and I just stopped.... I slowly looked up and my friend just points to the bathroom... I slowly stand up fighting every inch of my soul to get to that bathroom and just as I open the stall door I LET FLY.... I mean it is projectile vomit while my head spun side to side like the Exorcist... It hit the left wall, back wall, right wall.... all the toiler paper and finally the entire toilet..... I proceeded to unload for about 2 minutes....... and finally composed myself. went to the sink and looked around to see if there was ANYTHING I could use to clean ... nothing.... so I bailed (I still feel bad for it) as I walked out a young kid with a 90s perm, glasses and braces was walking in with the cleaning supplies whistling away and having a great day... I rushed past him grabbed my friend and said WE GOT TO GO as we hear this ... "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK..." come from the bathroom.... followed by swear words that would make George Carlin blush.....


I often think about him and if that moment was his Supervillain origin Story.

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