Festivus, it’s been around longer than Jesus lol
THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIESHenceforth, eloco will be referred to as Upton Snodsbury![]()
Mark Knopfler's band prior to Dire Straits (with Dave Edmunds) was called Brewers Droop^
It makes sense to have Beer and Droop in close proximity - Dire Straits song Industrial Disease lyrics...
Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here"
You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease
He lives in a blubberhouse.Also, Snork McGigglepants likely hails from Giggleswick.
That's really fucked up![]()
Exactly the kind of thing you would expect the driver of such a vehicle to find funny.