Festivus, it’s been around longer than Jesus lol
THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIESHenceforth, eloco will be referred to as Upton Snodsbury
Mark Knopfler's band prior to Dire Straits (with Dave Edmunds) was called Brewers Droop^
It makes sense to have Beer and Droop in close proximity - Dire Straits song Industrial Disease lyrics...
Doctor Parkinson declared 'I'm not surprised to see you here"
You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Betty Davis knees
But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease
He lives in a blubberhouse.Also, Snork McGigglepants likely hails from Giggleswick.
That's really fucked up
Exactly the kind of thing you would expect the driver of such a vehicle to find funny.