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Well I see our winter storms are getting in on the poop threads....
 

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Turned into a real pub where they filmed the shire scenes


Who wants to go on a road trip
 

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This was headed right for the drive you nuts thread. But it turned out freaking neat.

So there's this one place where two lanes reduce to one. It's crazy, EVERY DAY that same lane ends. You would think one day, it would slip up, but it doesn't. It ended today too. That's like every day for five years (that I've been here).

Most of us have given up hope on catching it slipping up, so we just hunch over to the left in the lane that continues. And every day some brave, intrepid optimist believes they will be the one to catch it on the day it doesn't end.

So I'm second in the left line of cars that is about 10 long. Up the right side comes a guy in a Humvee. With a Steelers sticker on it, but I am not sure that is totally relevant. Anyway, he guns it, blows by everyone and DAMMIT! IT ENDS TODAY TOO! He winds up on the shoulder, going about 60 (limit is 35) and almost.... ALMOST rolls the micro penis mobile. And sprays all of our cars with pebbles and undisolved road salt.

So about a mile down the road, we come to a stop light. one lane opens up to the left for a turn. The one lane goes straight and another lane opens up to the right to turn. Our hero gets into the going straight lane. The rest of us, the employed ones, get into the left turn lane and head towards the business area. Somehow, what had happened before has riled up the tiny penised buffooon. So he rolls down his window and starts saying something and gesturing (what, I have no idea because it's like -18 with wind chill, so only a retard would open his window). While doing this the light turns green, and he fails to notice. He gets honked at, so he gestures and yells some more, realizes the light has turned yellow, so he starts the lumbering mammal up to go. Light turns red and he oeels wheels through the intersection.

The flashes of those red light cameras are pretty damn bright.
 

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God Damnit! Why didn't I think of that.

I could retire just selling those to the harpies where I work who complain that people move their stuff in the fridge.

DAMMIT!
 

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And some people say parents are too competitive over youth sports.
 

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Wrong kind of bike for a time trial if you ask me.
 

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its currently 35.5 F in Vancouver (2C) and -47.2 F in Regina where my friends live (-44C)


holy crapola
 

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was out and about yesterday and found myself behind a driving school vehicle ... interesting name ... webadress was displayed on the back with no hyphen

was gonna pull out my phone and take a picture but i didnt want to rear end it

www upassdriving dot ca
 
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