OT Taking my CS midterm tonight

[Sharkonabicycle]

so what happened?

Obvious to me at this point Brees got a 67% grade, ultimately failing the course... stormed the professors office and demanded satisfaction. When the professor said "I can't do anything, but you can retake the course?" Brees lost it and pulled out the BB gun he was carrying.

The professor pleaded and said he'd give Brees a passing grade, and Brees in his excitement shot his load and ended up nailing the professor in the eye with the BB gun. The screaming and panic erupted in the office and Brees with no other option grabbed the C++ Bible 10 lb text book and repeatedly bashed the professor over the head.

With no evidence readily available Brees quickly thought to wash the room down with alcohol and wipes. BUT ALAS, because of COVID-19 there were no nearby stores with the sanitary products needed to cover his tracks! The only option was to burn down the building. Brees started setting the fire up, when his boyfriend Miguel entered the room and pleaded for him to stop! See, Miguel knew all along Brees was going to last resort push for the passing grade and knew he had a chance to stop him... but he was too late.

As Brees sat on the ground crying, trying to develop an anti-bacterial solution through urine, water, and pen ink.. he broke down in tears. Miguel came up to hug Brees but Brees quickly stuck him in the back with the aforementioned pen and stabbed him repeatedly. It was all part of the plan. As Miguel gasped the few short breaths remaining in his life, Brees positioned the body to seem like a conspiracy. See... it would be easy to convince authorities that the professor was originally banging Miguel, Miguel left him, and then showed up as Brees' lover during the meeting, thus spiraling into a lover's coral. Naturally Brees would not be a suspect as his prints should rightfully be in the room given the meeting.

It didn't take long for Brees to change the 67% failing grade to a 94% (to avoid complete suspicion) and call the police, while staging the entire setup.

 

[Debbie Does]

Good Luck and stay focused and when it's done have yourself a cocktail or two...

Get used to drinking beer. Engineers don't do cocktails.

 

[Southieinnc]

If I can't hack it in CS I will just change my major to Math or Bio. I can be a Math teacher.

As it stands I'm very close to an A and once the essay questions are graded and the exact matches corrected I should be close to a 95 or higher.

Keep up the good work Forrest!

 

[dbldwn711]

I hope the OP is better at coding than he is at starting threads. If all else fails...

 

[gohusk]

Is there an education section on here?



Computer Science is one of the most complex majors there is. Most people that excel in that are from other countries and are much faster. Like those kids you see in spelling bees. Also, it depends on the school. My school isn't even in the top 100 CS programs. Also, all of the major professors are not from the USA. Those are the ones who instill their way of learning on people not prepared for it here.

Excuses, excuses. Shit ain't that hard. You just can't half-ass it. Lot's of busy work though.

 

[Brees#1]

For what its worth, I have over 100% in Precalc and Cultural Geo. This school peppers on that extra credit like crazy.

 

[Brees#1]

just remember, 0's and 1's. What's CS?

If you know what 0s and 1s in coding are, you should know what CS stands for.

The actual class is Programming and Fundamentals.

 

[SteelersPride]

Excuses, excuses. Shit ain't that hard. You just can't half-ass it. Lot's of busy work though.

so is it one of the hardest things alive, or not

 

[gohusk]

so is it one of the hardest things alive, or not

You have to put the hours in. I don't think that makes something "hard". Semester 2 of advanced calculus was at least twice as hard as any csci class I ever took.

 

[SteelersPride]

You have to put the hours in. I don't think that makes something "hard". Semester 2 of advanced calculus was at least twice as hard as any csci class I ever took.

ive done advanced calc......fun stuff. You have to put the work in with any major. Every major has its hard parts....

 

[Cedrique]

Is there an education section on here?



Computer Science is one of the most complex majors there is. Most people that excel in that are from other countries and are much faster. Like those kids you see in spelling bees. Also, it depends on the school. My school isn't even in the top 100 CS programs. Also, all of the major professors are not from the USA. Those are the ones who instill their way of learning on people not prepared for it here.

Of course there's an education section. That's where I posted my mock draft selections.

 

[California Creme Puffs]

@Brees#1 which languages are covered in the course?

 

[handicappers]

@Brees#1 which languages are covered in the course?

Didn't you major in Drugs/Food consumption? I seem to remember you being overly obese when you used your Omar ID.

 

[eaglesnut]

Obvious to me at this point Brees got a 67% grade, ultimately failing the course... stormed the professors office and demanded satisfaction. When the professor said "I can't do anything, but you can retake the course?" Brees lost it and pulled out the BB gun he was carrying.

The professor pleaded and said he'd give Brees a passing grade, and Brees in his excitement shot his load and ended up nailing the professor in the eye with the BB gun. The screaming and panic erupted in the office and Brees with no other option grabbed the C++ Bible 10 lb text book and repeatedly bashed the professor over the head.

With no evidence readily available Brees quickly thought to wash the room down with alcohol and wipes. BUT ALAS, because of COVID-19 there were no nearby stores with the sanitary products needed to cover his tracks! The only option was to burn down the building. Brees started setting the fire up, when his boyfriend Miguel entered the room and pleaded for him to stop! See, Miguel knew all along Brees was going to last resort push for the passing grade and knew he had a chance to stop him... but he was too late.

As Brees sat on the ground crying, trying to develop an anti-bacterial solution through urine, water, and pen ink.. he broke down in tears. Miguel came up to hug Brees but Brees quickly stuck him in the back with the aforementioned pen and stabbed him repeatedly. It was all part of the plan. As Miguel gasped the few short breaths remaining in his life, Brees positioned the body to seem like a conspiracy. See... it would be easy to convince authorities that the professor was originally banging Miguel, Miguel left him, and then showed up as Brees' lover during the meeting, thus spiraling into a lover's coral. Naturally Brees would not be a suspect as his prints should rightfully be in the room given the meeting.

It didn't take long for Brees to change the 67% failing grade to a 94% (to avoid complete suspicion) and call the police, while staging the entire setup.

This actually made more sense than Brees' threads.

 

[SteelersPride]

Didn't you major in Drugs/Food consumption? I seem to remember you being overly obese when you used your Omar ID.

and random threads about his boyfriend in scattered forums, that contradicted posts in other forums

 

[handicappers]

and random threads about his boyfriend in scattered forums, that contradicted posts in other forums

High on acid, perplexed by the size of his turds after a night of flabby man on man action.

 

[SteelersPride]

High on acid, perplexed by the size of his turds after a night of flabby man on man action.

lol what happened if creme puffs is omar? omar was very active

 

[handicappers]

lol what happened if creme puffs is omar? omar was very active

He is. I thought you knew that already. Lol

 

[SteelersPride]

He is. I thought you knew that already. Lol

no, i mean is "omar" still around? the actual user name

 

[Rock Strongo]

It takes so much to study for trick questions with coding. I am so nervous. I can't afford a B.