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In conclusion, fuck Ben Roethlisberger. The world would be a better place if he had died in 2006 with his australopithecine brain painted on the pavement. Fuck Hines Ward. Smiling doesn’t mean you’re not a cheap-shotting asshole. Fuck Joey Porter, the most sensitive little bitch to ever put on football pads. Fuck James Harrison. Go ahead and retire, you attention-whoring crybaby piece of shit. You’ll be replaced by some other defensive stud and spend the rest of your life not getting thanked for being the only reason the Steelers won Super Bowl XLIII. Fuck Jeff Reed, who could have won the Duke Lacrosse Memorial Award for most stereotypical entitled drunk jock douchebag if he didn’t have a colossal fuckstick like Roethlisberger in the same locker room. Fuck the Terrible Towel. There’s nothing terrible about it, and I don’t appreciate the proceeds going to retarded kids. It’s like robbing Peter to pay Paul.

But most of all, fuck Steelers fans. You’re the Yankee fans of football: spoiled and unaware of what it means to love a team through actual bad times. You may be louder and more numerous, but your love for your team will never match the love I have for mine, and the hate you have for me can never match the repulsion I feel in my gut my when I see one of you overgrown cockroaches in a Steelers jersey. You’re filth. Scum. A disease of NFL fandom. I’d rather spend the next five decades unmarried and die alone of ass cancer than procreate with a permed wench in a Polamalu jersey, because I’d rather have my seed and my surname eradicated from the Earth than take the chance that my progeny would lack the basic human competency to cheer for any other football team on the planet.

Eat shit, get fucked by rusty concertina wire, and die.

Holy shit, lol.
 

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Sounds like somebody's a LITTLE too into his sports team. Jesus, get out of the house occasionally.
 

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I love it. Wonder why no one ever hates on the Pirates like that..:rolleyes:
 

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Am I the only one to remember the 80s with Mark Malone and Bubby Brister? The Steelers were garbage and still sold out every game.
 

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And to think this comes mere days after both parties had agreed to be more civil and polite in public discourse. :rolleyes:
 

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Am I the only one to remember the 80s with Mark Malone and Bubby Brister? The Steelers were garbage and still sold out every game.


Oh....I remember those days well. :(



Excellent avi btw. ;)
 

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Wow. I apologize to this man for being born in a city that is very blessed as far as sporting teams go. Does he list his allegiance? There is that video online of the Ravens fan (some 60+ year old guy dressed like a hick) going off on them and how the NFL loves them. Maybe this is his side job :)
 

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I’d rather spend the next five decades unmarried and die alone of ass cancer than procreate with a permed wench in a Polamalu jersey, because I’d rather have my seed and my surname eradicated from the Earth than take the chance that my progeny would lack the basic human competency to cheer for any other football team on the planet.

Actually, now I'm kinda impressed. The man really knows how to write a sentence. This has some really good flow to it. I was always told in writing class never to use the word "because" though, as it is a weak word and gets used too often. Other than that, though, nicely done.
 

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Although the Cowboys have the nickname “America’s Team,” it’s the Pittsburgh Steelers who deserve the moniker. The massively popular Steelers have won an NFL-best six championships — an honor that includes beating the only two 9-7 teams to reach the Super Bowl (Rams in SB XIV, Cardinals in XLIII — both times requiring 4th quarter comebacks to do so) and the worst performance by a winning quarterback in Super Bowl history (Ben Roethlisberger, SB XL).

HAHAHA, wow. What a whiner! It doesn't matter who you beat, especially when you've made it to the SB, but merely that you won!
 

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Thanks guys. I created the site and with various names posted 90% of the things there. Glad to see my efforts are not wasted.
 

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Fuck the Terrible Towel. There’s nothing terrible about it, and I don’t appreciate the proceeds going to retarded kids. It’s like robbing Peter to pay Paul.

OK, I don't who you are, that shit right there is funny.
 

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Although the Cowboys have the nickname “America’s Team,” it’s the Pittsburgh Steelers who deserve the moniker. The massively popular Steelers have won an NFL-best six championships — an honor that includes beating the only two 9-7 teams to reach the Super Bowl (Rams in SB XIV, Cardinals in XLIII — both times requiring 4th quarter comebacks to do so) and the worst performance by a winning quarterback in Super Bowl history (Ben Roethlisberger, SB XL).

HAHAHA, wow. What a whiner! It doesn't matter who you beat, especially when you've made it to the SB, but merely that you won!

I wonder if he realizes that winning a Super Bowl isn't about winning one game, but winning throughout the season.
 

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That guy hates the Steelers more than me. I must say it was well written and unfortunately, about 80% true. I certainly don't wish that kind of death or pain on any of the Steelers or their fans. However, the description of the players and the Rooneys was pretty much spot on.
 

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I cant believe theres someone that hates Pittsburgh more than I do, that guy is my hero.
 
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The blogosphere does not require integrity in writing. And that's what makes it so fun. =)
 
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