OT: Never Ask Your Wife For Directions

[SuperFlyer13]

One of the things I like about posting on here with "you" people, is that no one has even asked why I had a consultation at a hospital many miles away from where I live.

It's that lack of caring that makes me proud to be a part of all this.

We just figured it had something to do with your heroin addiction, you know, hep, aids..

 

[IPostedWhat]

We just figured it had something to do with your heroin addiction, you know, hep, aids..

No, but I do have a pretty bad case of scurvy.

Fuck citrus fruits though. They are natures drama queens.

 

[TOX1]

One of the things I like about posting on here with "you" people, is that no one has even asked why I had a consultation at a hospital many miles away from where I live.

It's that lack of caring that makes me proud to be a part of all this.

(little baby)

Oh...alright.....why were you at the hospital getting a "consultation"?

Loosing your hair?

Got limp dick?

Roids are burning?

Fish aren't swimming?


What???

 

[puckhead]

I asked my wife to write down the directions, because I was out of ink in the printer, and my handwritten is fucking horrible. .

of course it is. how the hell do you hold a pen with hooves?
shaky hooves, at that!

 

[IPostedWhat]

(little baby)

Oh...alright.....why were you at the hospital getting a "consultation"?

Loosing your hair?

Got limp dick?

Roids are burning?

Fish aren't swimming?


What???

I said I enjoy the fact that no one cares enough to ask. Let's not make this weird or anything.

 

[IPostedWhat]

of course it is. how the hell do you hold a pen with hooves?
shaky hooves, at that!

Well obviously I hold the pen in my mouth, but the scurvy makes it hard to focus the pen on paper.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

No, but I do have a pretty bad case of scurvy.

Fuck citrus fruits though. They are natures drama queens.

BOOOO!!!!

 

[GagneFire12]

Just do what I do while eating citrus fruits. Pretend that they are Miley Cyrus's Maidenhead.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Just do what I do while eating citrus fruits. Pretend that they are Miley Cyrus's Maidenhead.

Good luck wrestling that away from Billy Ray!

 

[IPostedWhat]

Just do what I do while eating citrus fruits. Pretend that they are Miley Cyrus's Maidenhead.

I don't say this to many people, but you sicken me.

 

[Automattic]

Where was it we were supposed to be giving you directions to?

 

[elocomotive]

Fuck citrus fruits though. They are natures drama queens.

Especially grapefruit.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Where was it we were supposed to be giving you directions to?

FUNKY TOWN!

 

[GagneFire12]

You could always mix them in a fruit salad, too.

 

[Automattic]

FUNKY TOWN!

Pause that video at 32 seconds...it will change your life.

 

[IPostedWhat]

You could always mix them in a fruit salad, too.

You don't have kids, yet you post stuff with the Wiggles, and have an unhealthy obsession with Miley.

I don't know what to even say man.

 

[GagneFire12]

You don't have kids, yet you post stuff with the Wiggles, and have an unhealthy obsession with Miley.

I don't know what to even say man.

I worked with kids for four years, though. Scary, right?

 

[bonham]

I worked with kids for four years, though. Scary, right?

a bit

 

[IPostedWhat]

I worked with kids for four years, though. Scary, right?

I think it all depends on what you mean by "worked with."

Priests often say they "work with" altar boys.

 

[GagneFire12]

I think it all depends on what you mean by "worked with."

Priests often say they "work with" altar boys.

I also have an amusement park in my backyard and throw birthday parties every weekend.

In all honesty, though, I loved working with kids. And the Miley thing is mostly a joke.