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Unreliable Narrator.
In a slightly alternate universe the theme of The Dukes Of Hazzard was probably:65 years ago today in iowa,the plane crash killing buddy holly,ritchie valens,the big bopper who won a coin flip with waylon jennongs to take the flight.
Bo and Luke, Bo and Luke
Bo and Bo and Bo and Bo and Luke
Bo and Luke, those crazy Dukes!
Oh well, I love you Dukes and I love you Bo and Luke
Bo and Luke, Bo and Luke
Bo and Bo and Bo and Bo and Luke
Bo and Luke, those crazy Dukes!
Or maybe:
(phone rings)
"Hello, Boss Hogg!
Yeah, this is the Uncle Jesse speakin'!
Oh, you rascal!
Do I what?
Will I what?
Oh Boss Hogg, you know what I like!"
Bo and Luke
In the General Lee
Havin' fun drivin' round
Moonshine in the trunk
Daisy in some shorts
Make the heart go 'thump, 'thump, 'thump
There ain't nothing in the world like a relative girl
To make me shower all morning
Because I got so horny
Make me get real sore, like a Georgia boar
I like my neice
Oh Boss Hogg, that's what I like!