I know it's a bullshit rumor, but honestly, the guy who even thought this up was an idiot. Yeah, you know what's a great idea? How about our backup for Michael Vick - who might not finish a season because of the toll his body takes in the game or because he's choking dogs - be a guy who definitely won't finish the season because of the toll his body has taken in the game or because he's texting women pictures of him "choking his own dog."