elocomotive
A useful idiot.
I slid into home playing softball on Sunday, and now not only do I have no skin on my leg, but it's swelling up and I have what feels oddly like muscle pain. Pix!!!
I would recommend finding the closest economist, sociologist, or anthropologist you can and have them take a look at it.
However, Pix might recommend seeing a doctor. I think swelling and pain are fairly common when you scrape the shit out of your leg.
Greek guy recommends just spraying some Windex on it.