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elocomotive

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Local weather says it's sunny and 67 degrees in Beverly Hills, but says it feels like 75. Brutal.

Go to hell, esls!! ;)

Meanwhile...in Maryland... people's pants zippers are melting on to their balls.

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I've actually gotten so used to Tucson weather that two days a week, I play basketball for two or three hours outside on an uncovered court.
 

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On that note, I am outta here. Have a safe weekend ya'll (heh).

Eloco, hope your balls survive the weekend. Gave ya'll (heh) a nice mental picture as I leave.

LATER...
 

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I like 72 for golf, 85 is a little warm for my liking...

I don't know, if it's 72 you're muscles can sometimes cool off inbetween shots which causes...

oh...

I see what you did there.
 
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Alright, off to the synthetic lab!



(And now you all know that I'm actually also higgy. :spy:)
 

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Eloco, hope your balls survive the weekend. Gave ya'll (heh) a nice mental picture as I leave.

You kidding? They are more manly than ever!! Coated in copper and the left one has a god damn rivet on it now.

Plus, now when someone says "You've got brass balls, son", I can respond, "they're copper actually."
 

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Sleeveless shirts are dumb. :tsk:

I just googled sleeveless shirts to see whether you guys were talking about muscle shirts. Nope.

Sleeveless shirts are incredibly dumb. Never seen them before. Clearly, this idiocy has not penetrated the Michigan mainland. :nerd:
 

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I've actually gotten so used to Tucson weather that two days a week, I...

I feel like this should be added to SportsHoopla parlance with whatever ending you please. I'll start...

I've actually gotten so used to Tucson weather that two days a week, I break out my boombox and sit in the driveway for hours cranking New Kids on the Block.
 
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