OT - I'm bored, Part III!

[KillerVee]

I have a phone that calls and texts.

You don't know what you're missing, Chris. It's glorious.

 

[Darkstone42]

I was the same way for a long time, but I need something that helps me kill time wherever I am. (mostly at work)

Makes sense. I play my Tetris demo every now and then.

 

[IPostedWhat]

You don't know what you're missing, Chris. It's glorious.

Yeah, you get to lose it, be sad, and then go buy another one. :caked:

 

[Darkstone42]

You don't know what you're missing, Chris. It's glorious.

I waste so much time on my lap top, which I don't even carry around with me. When I'm outside of my house or room, I want to be doing things that are unrelated to technology.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I want to be doing things that are unrelated to technology.

So I guess that rules out the sex bot as well?

 

[Darkstone42]

So I guess that rules out the sex bot as well?

You betcha. Other things rule that out as well...

 

[IPostedWhat]

You betcha. Other things rule that out as well...

Rain?

 

[KillerVee]

Yeah, you get to lose it, be sad, and then go buy another one. :caked:

And when you get that replacement phone and it looks and feels and smells just like the old one....it's like birthing a child. Magical.

 

[Darkstone42]

Rain?

And, you know, sanity.

 

[Darkstone42]

And when you get that replacement phone and it looks and feels and smells just like the old one....it's like birthing a child. Magical.

I don't know how I feel about this analogy...

 

[IPostedWhat]

Yeah, I had 3 kids, and I hardly even broke a sweat.

 

[IPostedWhat]

A lot of Memorial Day lurkers around here today.

 

[Darkstone42]

Yeah, I had 3 kids, and I hardly even broke a sweat.

Proof.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Proof.

That I didn't break a sweat, or that I have 3 kids?

If it's the latter, do you want me to send a finger from each one to you or something?

 

[puckhead]

And when you get that replacement phone and it looks and feels and smells just like the old one....it's like birthing a child. Magical.

something tells me you don't have kids.

 

[Darkstone42]

That I didn't break a sweat, or that I have 3 kids?

If it's the latter, do you want me to send a finger from each one to you or something?

I meant it was proof that my stance on her analogy was correct.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I wish you would of answered me sooner before I cut off 2 fingers.

 

[Darkstone42]

I wish you would of answered me sooner before I cut off 2 fingers.

Timing was never my thing.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Timing was never my thing.

Oh well, at least I still have one daughter that can count to 10.

 

[Darkstone42]

Oh well, at least I still have one daughter that can count to 10.

Way to find the silver lining.