OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[ritari330]

Q - A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?


A - The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

That joke is like so last year.

 

[KillerVee]

Well that explains a lot.

Oh man. I am still making myself laugh. I think you should just give me the Post of the Year award now, loco.

 

[IPostedWhat]

That joke is like so last year.

It's what we call timeless.

 

[ritari330]

Oh man. I am still making myself laugh. I think you should just give me the Post of the Year award now, loco.

It'll have to be apart of next years Hookies

 

[KillerVee]

DAMMIT!

 

[ritari330]

It's what we call timeless.

Q-Want to hear a joke?

A-Women's rights

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A man stands staring at a blank wall and a man comes up to him and asks what he is staring at. The man replies "women's rights"

Okay, I'm done

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Q-Want to hear a joke?

A-Women's rights

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A man stands staring at a blank wall and a man comes up to him and asks what he is staring at. The man replies "women's rights"

Okay, I'm done

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I think we've learned a very important lesson from all this today.

We're bored.

 

[ritari330]

and we have sarcasms

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The only thing missing now is DS and eyebrows.

 

[ritari330]

 

[dare2be]

I've faked getting off before with a one night stand, I was drunk to the point that I just could not get off.

:raiseshand:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

:raiseshand:

You want this smiley --->

 

[ritari330]

I seriously don't think I could ever get that drunk...

 

[elocomotive]

If you're really bored, mindless entertainment for 10 minutes. People getting hit in the crotch and stuff...

 

[dare2be]

You want this smiley --->

I thought about that, but it really wasn't a high five moment

 

[KillerVee]

The term "Whiskey Dick" exists for a reason, Tyler.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Q - What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

A - Pregnant with twins.

 

[SLY]

Whiskey dick is not getting it up...

 

[SLY]

Q - What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

A - Pregnant with twins.

lol