OT - I'm bored, Part Four!

[ritari330]

Wait, I usually say something funny? All this time i thought i wasnt funny and you guys just ignored my jokes...wooo I'm funny!!!

But ya know, looks aren't everything

/2 for 1 Vee

 

[KillerVee]

I don't get it.

 

[ritari330]

I would love to ride Mike Green..............'s scooter.

I thought you only liked riding Finnish hockey player........'s scooters[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE]

 

[ritari330]

I'm saying I'm funny looking Vee...

 

[Comeds]

If it helps Vee, I blame the liberals.

 

[ritari330]

Hey eloco, no more Tyler sloan!!!!!!

 

[KillerVee]

I thought you only liked riding Finnish hockey player........'s scooters[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE]

I'm pro-Canadian too.

 

[pixburgher66]

I would love to ride Mike Green..............'s scooter.

Hahahha

You have reached the voicemail box of......................Petr Svoboda

^^Really funny if you didn't hear it, when the Pensblog guys called his phone there was literally an 8 second pause between the recorded voice and his name.

 

[KillerVee]

If it helps Vee, I blame the liberals.

This is clearly Obamas fault.

 

[elocomotive]

Mike Green may have a spare. Give him a ring.

That's a good zing!

On the plus side, that cab driver couldn't be coming to visit at a better time.

 

[elocomotive]

Hey eloco, no more Tyler sloan!!!!!!

Fuck yeah!!!

 

[KillerVee]

That's a good zing!

On the plus side, that cab driver couldn't be coming to visit at a better time.

Now how is that supposed to make me feel better, E!?

 

[elocomotive]

Hey eloco, no more Tyler sloan!!!!!!

This must mean we are clearing space to make an offer to Stamkos!

 

[ritari330]

I don't get it.

wooo I'm funny!!!

But ya know, looks aren't everything

Seriously, no one has heard that joke before? Said all the time in my family, maybe we are just weird....probably that

 

[ritari330]

Awe Vee

 

[Comeds]

Awe Vee

Whoa, watch the hands.

 

[pixburgher66]

This is clearly Obamas fault.

It is. You see, after he was voted President people all over freaked out saying "Oh man, this is great! Now I won't have to worry about my billz or anythin'! I'll gets me a car and a nice house!" But...when that didn't happen...they stole your scooter. OBAMA PROBLEMS.

But really...people said that after he won.

 

[elocomotive]

Now how is that supposed to make me feel better, E!?

You have a guy coming to visit you. I would presume you are looking forward to it. I usually am when I have company coming in to town.

It's also a little funny - imagining him picking up fares as he travels across the country. He might be slowed in the Dakotas.

 

[KillerVee]

He's taking a damn plane.

 

[elocomotive]

Besides, its not my job to make everyone feel better, its my job to host the...