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Don't you guys have a couch? What dude comes in and sleeps on the floor of the room when a dude has a chick in his bed?

I think Ritari had a devil's threesome and the guy on the floor was... Ed Begley Jr!!! ;)

We share a 1 bedroom appartment, so we use the pull out couch as a bed and every couple weeks we switch off and the other person gets the bed.

All I can go by is what they told me and the lack of evidence telling me otherwise. And I'm damn sure he wasn't Ed Begley Jr.!!!
 

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We share a 1 bedroom appartment, so we use the pull out couch as a bed and every couple weeks we switch off and the other person gets the bed.

Ahhhhh. That makes sense. Freakin' DC area rents. Only thing I really dislike about this city, but the rents are pretty high in almost any highly desireable city. What can you do...
 

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you clearly dont remember so it wouldnt matter, lol. I have a friend who always is having drunken sex that she doesnt remember. I always say what the fuck is the point? Sober sex is the best. Although buzzed is awesome cause you generally last longer. But drunken, meh, I'll pass. I like to remember my sex.

without knowing anything else about her.... she is absolutely, 100% lying. she feels guilty about banging a lot of dudes, so uses the "o.m.g., i was soooo drunk, I don't even remember" excuse to assuage her guilt.
 

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without knowing anything else about her.... she is absolutely, 100% lying. she feels guilty about banging a lot of dudes, so uses the "o.m.g., i was soooo drunk, I don't even remember" excuse to assuage her guilt.

Nail, meet puckhead.
 

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without knowing anything else about her.... she is absolutely, 100% lying. she feels guilty about banging a lot of dudes, so uses the "o.m.g., i was soooo drunk, I don't even remember" excuse to assuage her guilt.

Nail, meet puckhead.

yup either shes not telling the truth to obscure her whoring ways or she's telling the truth and is a bonafide alcoholic

/did i just add an infraction on your post puckhead??? must spread rep
 

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yup either shes not telling the truth to obscure her whoring ways or she's telling the truth and is a bonafide alcoholic

I think it is possible to "blackout" when getting too drunk (and you don't have to be an alcoholic to do it), but yeah, if it's every time or almost every time, c'mon now. That's either not the truth, or like Jstew is saying, you have some kind of serious drinking problem.

Besides, who care if a guy or gal wants to whore around. More power to 'em!

Man, I haven't been drunk in weeks, maybe even a few months. What I am doing with my life?!?!?
 

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I wish I woke up in bed with a hot chick after an entire night of drinking and partying and then find out we didn't "do it" once the beer wore off and the memories came floating back in the morning. :pout:
 

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yes, i was very careful with my wording not to condemn the actual act of slutting around.
just her guilt over it. :thumb:

I just try to apply the word to both guys and gals. Gals are largely the ones that see it as a negative. Guys will hear a female friend talking about a friend of theirs that is a "whore" and immediately their interest is peaked. Haha.

This whole thread just reminded me that once in college I hooked up with a girl b/c of hockey. We were having a conversation at a party we had in my house. We started talking about hockey (she was a Pens' fan) and went upstairs to see if we could find it on the radio (the internet was around, but not yet widespread, certainly no "Gamecast" stuff happening). We did, listened for a bit while sitting on the bed, and then just ended up hooking up a few minutes later.

Anyone else ever get action because of hockey?
 
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I just try to apply the word to both guys and gals. Gals are largely the ones that see it as a negative. Guys will hear a female friend talking about a friend of theirs that is a "whore" and immediately their interest is peaked. Haha.

This whole thread just reminded me that once in college I hooked up with a girl b/c of hockey. We were having a conversation at a party we had in my house. We started talking about hockey (she was a Pens' fan) and went upstairs to see if we could find it on the radio (the internet was around, but not yet widespread, certainly no "Gamecast" stuff happening). We did, listened for a bit while sitting on the bed, and then just ended up hooking up a few minutes later.

Anyone else ever get action because of hockey?

Elocomotive: A smooth operator with a smooth head.

:thumb:

Also, nice palindrome rep. :nerd:
 

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I just try to apply the word to both guys and gals. Gals are largely the ones that see it as a negative. Guys will hear a female friend talking about a friend of theirs that is a "whore" and immediately their interest is peaked. Haha.

This whole thread just reminded me that once in college I hooked up with a girl b/c of hockey. We were having a conversation at a party we had in my house. We started talking about hockey (she was a Pens' fan) and went upstairs to see if we could find it on the radio (the internet was around, but not yet widespread, certainly no "Gamecast" stuff happening). We did, listened for a bit while sitting on the bed, and then just ended up hooking up a few minutes later.

Anyone else ever get action because of hockey?

i dont have a specific story where hockey got me action other than many regular "cdn doggie style" encounters

playing baseball got me a ton of action ... you dont have to be pro to get tail on the road

/dash got it :thumb:
 

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Another match for Vasek...

Canadian Vasek Pospisil has booked a spot in the second round of the U.S. Open.

The native of Vernon, B.C., dispatched Lukas Rosol of the Czech Republic 6-1, 6-2, 6-1 on Tuesday.

Pospisil earned his way into the men's draw through qualifying.

The 21-year-old is the lone Canadian singles player left in the tournament
 
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Nice!

How you been D'stone? Know you've been busy lately.

I actually haven't been all that busy. I've just been watching a ton of Netflix. I'm probably going to back off when I finish Doctor Who, because I just need to stop doing this, but once that happens, I'll also be swamped with homework and the like.

Teaching's a lot easier than I expected, by the way, especially since I just have to review someone else's lesson plan to prepare for lab. The only class I anticipate giving me trouble is Statistical Thermodynamics, and apparently the professor just gives everyone A's and B's every semester anyway, so perhaps I don't have to worry too much. This first homework assignment is a doozy, though, using the relationship between entropy and energetic degeneracy to show every property of an ideal gas (and he called it just a warmup). I also have my first cumulative exam tomorrow, so I need to study for that. I'm either going to take the PChem one on Hund's Rule and spectroscopy or the OChem one on carbonyl chemistry and electron-pushing arrows.

So there you have it.

I'm well, how are you?
 

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without knowing anything else about her.... she is absolutely, 100% lying. she feels guilty about banging a lot of dudes, so uses the "o.m.g., i was soooo drunk, I don't even remember" excuse to assuage her guilt.

Very possible in most cases, but she does get real shitty.
 

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Teaching's a lot easier than I expected, by the way, especially since I just have to review someone else's lesson plan to prepare for lab. The only class I anticipate giving me trouble is Statistical Thermodynamics, and apparently the professor just gives everyone A's and B's every semester anyway, so perhaps I don't have to worry too much. This first homework assignment is a doozy, though, using the relationship between entropy and energetic degeneracy to show every property of an ideal gas (and he called it just a warmup). I also have my first cumulative exam tomorrow, so I need to study for that. I'm either going to take the PChem one on Hund's Rule and spectroscopy or the OChem one on carbonyl chemistry and electron-pushing arrows.

So there you have it.

I'm well, how are you?

I'm doing well. Loving life with this heat wave over and it was quite the exciting week around here with the quake/'cane all at once. Pysched for football and hockey to start up.

The bolded sounds like a really cool class. Lots of physics I'm guessing? I always really liked physics. Appeals to my inner math :nerd:.
 
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