OT - I'm bored, Part Cinco!

[ritari330]

 

[ritari330]

Thermal Physics Jokes

 

[ritari330]

This made me laugh really hard... They are the dudes from Boondock Saints if you can't tell

 

[TheRobotDevil]

i am apparently a mariners fan

 

[ritari330]

Woo! someone to talk to!

 

[whacktoseintolerant]

I am DYING for a bacon egg and cheese right now.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

im lurking

 

[ritari330]

= Clarky

 

[ritari330]

For Chris:

Oregon Trail Street Sign |

 

[TheRobotDevil]

i'm not in the night shift thread ritari I promise

 

[ritari330]

haha it's okay Clarky, I've moved on. It's okay now. I'll find a new devils fan who appreciates me

 

[TheRobotDevil]

haha it's okay Clarky, I've moved on. It's okay now. I'll find a new devils fan who appreciates me

not many of them wander from the devils board I appreciate you ritari biggest reason i havent been around much is work i actually have this weekend off normally 6 day weeks

 

[ritari330]

Lol

 

[ritari330]

not many of them wander from the devils board I appreciate you ritari biggest reason i havent been around much is work i actually have this weekend off normally 6 day weeks

I guess I should've added to the end of that..

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I guess I should've added to the end of that..

but they have milkshakes over there

 

[ritari330]

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure.. So he sat down and wrote:

__________________________________________________________


Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house,
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.

Love,
Brian

__________________________________________________________


Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother
that read:

____________________________________________________

Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying
that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if
Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love,
Mom

 

[ritari330]

but they have milkshakes over there

are my milkshakes not good enough for you?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

are my milkshakes not good enough for you?

your hiding milkshakes in here to?

 

[ritari330]

your hiding milkshakes in here to?

Are you embracing your inner ?

 

[KillerVee]

Hi.