OT - I'm bored, Part Cinco!

[Winged_Wheel88]

Boy do I have a stalker story for you.

 

[whacktoseintolerant]

Haha...Gather round, boys and girls...

I was dating this girl in college. Well, not so much dating as having ravenous sex with occasionally. She decided she wanted to start dating for real, so I gave that a chance. Then she told me she had a boyfriend. So, immediately I told her that we couldn't continue our little rendevouz', nor could we be together (she's cheating on her boyfriend with me, she could just as easily cheat on me).

Three in the morning, I'm going outside for a cigarette. I get to the front door of my dorm building, and she is standing in the pouring rain outside. Fucking creepshow. I told her to go back to her dorm.

Couple weeks later, I'm back home for St. Patty's Day. Out at the bar with some friends, just hanging out. She will not stop calling. Eventually we leave the bar and stop at a gas station on the way home. Suddenly, she PULLS INTO THE GAS STATION. I live in southern New Hampshire...she lives in York, Maine. Not exactly down the street. I pretended not to see her, but she clearly saw me, because as I was pulling away, she got out of her car and ran beside me, smacking the side of it and yelling my name. I drove off.

When we got back to school, I laid down the law. Told her how furious I was and that we wouldn't ever be together. I think she kinda got the point. Still occasionally comments on my shit on Facebook or whatever, but I haven't found my dog's head cut off on my pillow or anything so that's a good sign.

 

[dash]

Haha...Gather round, boys and girls...

I was dating this girl in college. Well, not so much dating as having ravenous sex with occasionally. She decided she wanted to start dating for real, so I gave that a chance. Then she told me she had a boyfriend. So, immediately I told her that we couldn't continue our little rendevouz', nor could we be together (she's cheating on her boyfriend with me, she could just as easily cheat on me).

Three in the morning, I'm going outside for a cigarette. I get to the front door of my dorm building, and she is standing in the pouring rain outside. Fucking creepshow. I told her to go back to her dorm.

Couple weeks later, I'm back home for St. Patty's Day. Out at the bar with some friends, just hanging out. She will not stop calling. Eventually we leave the bar and stop at a gas station on the way home. Suddenly, she PULLS INTO THE GAS STATION. I live in southern New Hampshire...she lives in York, Maine. Not exactly down the street. I pretended not to see her, but she clearly saw me, because as I was pulling away, she got out of her car and ran beside me, smacking the side of it and yelling my name. I drove off.

When we got back to school, I laid down the law. Told her how furious I was and that we wouldn't ever be together. I think she kinda got the point. Still occasionally comments on my shit on Facebook or whatever, but I haven't found my dog's head cut off on my pillow or anything so that's a good sign.

Smoking can be hazardous to your health...

 

[ritari330]

Well it is a bit worse than that. I went on a blind date when I first met her, and she basically kidnapped me until 5 AM

 

[ritari330]

My stalker story > Whacky's stalker story

 

[KillerVee]

Mine came from 3,000 miles away to see me!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

My stalker story > Whacky's stalker story

Especially since your stalker was an avid harry potter fan and kept pointing a stick at you while yelling "Tobedus maximus!" and stuff like that.

More seriously though, I wish I had a psycho-bitch who wanted to make creepy stalker love with me.

 

[whacktoseintolerant]

Well it is a bit worse than that. I went on a blind date when I first met her, and she basically kidnapped me until 5 AM

Not to sound entirely chauvinistic but...was she hot?

 

[ritari330]

Mine came from 3,000 miles away to see me!!

It's worse when they live closer. Farther away is a good thing, not a bad...

 

[ritari330]

Not to sound entirely chauvinistic but...was she hot?

Body: 8
Face: 5

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Body: 8
Face: 5

Personality 6?

 

[ritari330]

More seriously though, I wish I had a psycho-bitch who wanted to make creepy stalker love with me.

You know, I think Cricket is single

 

[KillerVee]

I think I like the new kid.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You know, I think Cricket is single

It wouldn't work. I'm a bird and she's a zombie cricket.

 

[SLY]

That would be creepy undead love.

 

[ritari330]

Personality 6?

Like a freakin' 1.

Meatal stability? -75

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I think I like the new kid.

The guy fits this place like a glove.

 

[ritari330]

I think I like the new kid.

And you still hate me...

 

[SLY]

lol, bitches is crazy.

 

[SLY]

And you still hate me...

Vee is a woman. She'll like you tomorrow, then hate you on Friday.