OT - I'm bored, Part 2!

[ritari330]

Well...what's threatening about a golden gopher?

Got to be kidding me! What's scarier than something that can dig under ground and have sneak attacks if they wanted to.....they just don't feel like it

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

No need to get salty now.

And if he is going to get salty, better use sea salt. It's healthier than salt.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Well...what's threatening about a golden gopher?

#1 cause of turf toe.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

#1 cause of turf toe.

My God...gophers can eat through astro turf?

 

[ritari330]

Elephants cause over 600 deaths per year.

yeah, but how many of those are in the united states? Only lions, tigers and animals like them are mascotts that don't live in america


...I feel as though I'm babbling, I probibly am

 

[ritari330]

And if he is going to get salty, better use sea salt. It's healthier than salt.

as long as wendy's fries aren't underneath the sea salt

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

yeah, but how many of those are in the united states? Only lions, tigers and animals like them are mascotts that don't live in america


...I feel as though I'm babbling, I probibly am

Everyone in the United States owns an elephant whistle.

 

[IPostedWhat]

My God...gophers can eat through astro turf?

They can gopher just about abything with those teeth.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

as long as wendy's fries aren't underneath the sea salt

Did anyone ever tell you that you have a memory like an elephant's?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

They can gopher just about abything with those teeth.

GOPHER YOUR GUN!

 

[ritari330]

Did anyone ever tell you that you have a memory like an elephant's?

what's an elephant?

 

[IPostedWhat]

When I go out drinking, I always see plenty of pink Elephants:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

God damn I loved looney tunes as a kid. Be back in 7 minutes and 7 seconds.

 

[ritari330]

Don't tell me this isn't terrifying!

 

[IPostedWhat]

I would just call Carl Spackler.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Don't tell me this isn't terrifying!

That gopher's nose looks like a baboon's ass.

 

[IPostedWhat]

That gopher's nose looks like a baboon's ass.

You're gibbon me a headache.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You're gibbon me a headache.

LOL

 

[ritari330]

LOL @ bad puns

 

[ritari330]

6800! FTW