OT: I Can Solve ANY Riddle, Ask Away

[elocomotive]

Let’s hear them and I will solve away. Get ready for an amazing thread!

 

[mattola]

What is the riddle of steel???

 

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[Comeds]

When is a door not a door?

 

[naslundfan19]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Debbie Does]

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

 

[esls79]

Riddle me this: what kind of fish is in fish sticks?

 

[Comeds]

I have a feeling Elocomotive is never coming back.....if not, nice exit.

Almost as good as:
Hey guys, what's up? Oh it almost sounds like someone is breaking in downstairs. BRB

 

[thedddd]

Who will be the first team awarded the win in the bank?

 

[naslundfan19]

Who will be the first team awarded the win in the bank?

Now this is the real important stuff we post here for.

 

[dash]

Where is D.B. Cooper?

 

[thedddd]

Where is D.B. Cooper?

I know... I know... I know......He is hanging wtih Elvis.

 

[obxyankeefan]

Comeds you home? I am downstairs waiting on you.

 

[elocomotive]

When is a door not a door?

Yikes, that's a tough one. Sorry don't know it.

 

[elocomotive]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I know there are a lot of answers but I am really blanking.

 

[elocomotive]

Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air?

These are supposed to be riddles, who let the trivia guy in... he... okay next one! I got this!

 

[elocomotive]

Riddle me this: what kind of fish is in fish sticks?

 

[naslundfan19]

I know there are a lot of answers but I am really blanking.

To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?

 

[elocomotive]

To get the Chinese newspaper. Get it?

I wish that I did.

 

[elocomotive]

After further consideration, I would like to announce my retirement from riddle solving.