OT: Happy Racially Insensitive Stereotype day!

[KillerVee]

On Cinco De Mayo, you wear a sombrero and bolo tie and carry a plastic weed wacker and constantly sing "One Ton Tomato", and call everyone "essay".

Is this not how you celebrate Cinco de Mayo? 'Cause this is eerily similar to how we do it out here.

 

[ritari330]

"Yeah, It's St. Patty's Day, Everyone's Irish tonight"

 

[SLY]

Is this not how you celebrate Cinco de Mayo? 'Cause this is eerily similar to how we do it out here.

No...

And your wrong, on Cinco De Mayo I release thousands of crocodiles into the Gulf of Mexico.

Thats how its done.

 

[KillerVee]

No...



Thats how its done.

I don't get it. :croc:

 

[jstewismybastardson]

JeffSly probably is confused with "Cuban refugee appreciation day"

 

[BOSSMANPC]

What about Dingus Day?

 

[SLY]

I don't get it. :croc:

JeffSly probably is confused with "Cuban refugee appreciation day"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wetback_(slur)

Stop trying to make me feel stupid.

 

[KillerVee]

What does that have to do with Crocodiles or the Gulf of Mexico!?

 

[SLY]

...

 

[KillerVee]

You can't dance your way out of this one! Please explain!

 

[ritari330]

Stop trying to make me feel stupid.

Why would you ever feel stupid chief? Your not!

 

[Comeds]

Wear green! Get Drunk! Hide from short people with beards! And pay no attention to what the day is really for! NO!! THERE'S AN ENTIRE PEOPLE TO MOCK!

Just like I am sure that on Martin Luther King day, you dress in a hoodie, get fake gold teeth, wave a plastic gun around shouting Snoop Dogg lyrics and call your wife a "ho".

And on St Valentine's day, you wear a black suit, black shirt, white tie, grease your hair back and drive a Lincoln Town Car with a fake dead "stoolie" in the trunk while singing "That's Amore!"

On Cinco De Mayo, you wear a sombrero and bolo tie and carry a plastic weed wacker and constantly sing "One Ton Tomato", and call everyone "essay".

Bastille day, you don't take a bath, do mime, eat terrible food and hide under tables when anything bad happens?

Because all "holidays" deserve the exact same amount of pandering to the lowest common denominator stereotypes, amirite?

I told you that stuff in confidence! I cannot wait until Columbus day, there is a Puerto Rican girl down the street who has no idea whats coming her way.

 

[SLY]

You can't dance your way out of this one! Please explain!

How bout a lapdance?

 

[KillerVee]

How bout a lapdance?

That would be awkward. I don't like lap dances. My drunk friend Nikki always tries to give me one. Last time she got booby prints on my glasses!

 

[SLY]

lol... Never a mushroom print though?

 

[KillerVee]

lol... Never a mushroom print though?

Ew.

 

[SLY]

lmao...

 

[SLY]

3 more hours and I am outty. This day started fast, now its dragging.

 

[KillerVee]

3 more hours and I am outty. This day started fast, now its dragging.

Lucky bitch. I just finished up breakfast at my desk. I have a looooong day ahead of me.

 

[SLY]

Lucky bitch. I just finished up breakfast at my desk. I have a looooong day ahead of me.

Who you callin bitch? Bitch.