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OT: Happy Racially Insensitive Stereotype day!

forty_three

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Wear green! Get Drunk! Hide from short people with beards! And pay no attention to what the day is really for! NO!! THERE'S AN ENTIRE PEOPLE TO MOCK!

Just like I am sure that on Martin Luther King day, you dress in a hoodie, get fake gold teeth, wave a plastic gun around shouting Snoop Dogg lyrics and call your wife a "ho".

And on St Valentine's day, you wear a black suit, black shirt, white tie, grease your hair back and drive a Lincoln Town Car with a fake dead "stoolie" in the trunk while singing "That's Amore!"

On Cinco De Mayo, you wear a sombrero and bolo tie and carry a plastic weed wacker and constantly sing "One Ton Tomato", and call everyone "essay".

Bastille day, you don't take a bath, do mime, eat terrible food and hide under tables when anything bad happens?

Because all "holidays" deserve the exact same amount of pandering to the lowest common denominator stereotypes, amirite?
 

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What about Halloween? People dress up as Vampires and Frankenstein's monster.

Ghouls are people, too.
 

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I got no problem with people who arent Irish celebrating today. Oktoberfest is more my thing, thats where my true pride comes out. But I get where your going, oh well. An excuse to get wasted during the week is alright in my book.
 

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And your wrong, on Cinco De Mayo I release thousands of crocodiles into the Gulf of Mexico.
 

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A lady runs into the police station and says to the desk officer: "Officer, you have to help me, an Irish man molested me right outside the station!"

The officer asks, "How do you know he was Irish?"
The lady replies, "Because I had to help him".
 

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A lady runs into the police station and says to the desk officer: "Officer, you have to help me, an Irish man molested me right outside the station!"

The officer asks, "How do you know he was Irish?"
The lady replies, "Because I had to help him".

lol
 

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A lady runs into the police station and says to the desk officer: "Officer, you have to help me, an Irish man molested me right outside the station!"

The officer asks, "How do you know he was Irish?"
The lady replies, "Because I had to help him".


:tsk:
 

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fuck it, today I celebrate Susanah Hoffs' birthday.

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Wear green! Get Drunk! Hide from short people with beards! And pay no attention to what the day is really for! NO!! THERE'S AN ENTIRE PEOPLE TO MOCK!

Just like I am sure that on Martin Luther King day, you dress in a hoodie, get fake gold teeth, wave a plastic gun around shouting Snoop Dogg lyrics and call your wife a "ho".

And on St Valentine's day, you wear a black suit, black shirt, white tie, grease your hair back and drive a Lincoln Town Car with a fake dead "stoolie" in the trunk while singing "That's Amore!"

On Cinco De Mayo, you wear a sombrero and bolo tie and carry a plastic weed wacker and constantly sing "One Ton Tomato", and call everyone "essay".

Bastille day, you don't take a bath, do mime, eat terrible food and hide under tables when anything bad happens?

Because all "holidays" deserve the exact same amount of pandering to the lowest common denominator stereotypes, amirite?

Why the fuck would you do this on St. Valentines Day?

You grease your hair back, soak yourself in TAG and alfredo sauce, wear a mesh shirt and gold chains on COLUMBUS DAY!!!

Get your racism straight, you rainbow humpin' leprechaun!!!!!!

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And if you are going to fight back with racism, i am Greek, so we are olive eating philosopher homos. get it right!!!
 

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And on St Valentine's day, you wear a black suit, black shirt, white tie, grease your hair back and drive a Lincoln Town Car with a fake dead "stoolie" in the trunk while singing "That's Amore!"

Why the fuck would you do this on St. Valentines Day?

You grease your hair back, soak yourself in TAG and alfredo sauce, wear a mesh shirt and gold chains on COLUMBUS DAY!!!

in honour of the great San Valentino I must bring love to this hateful discussion ... you can do all the above every day of the year
 

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fuck it, today I celebrate Susanah Hoffs' birthday.

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I STILL CANT FUCKING REP YOU....... thanks for this. happy Susanah Day.
 
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mattola

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Happy St Paddy's Day. Heres a hot chick and short dude

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