ot: fanta zero

[johnnytata]

you're gonna think i'm crazy, but here goes...

have any of you tried the orange flavored fanta zero? the shit is like fuckin crack cocaine. i can't fuckin get enough of it. it's better than regular fanta orange. it tastes like heaven in a plastic bottle, it's better than popsicles and hand jobs. i think i could drink a 24pack in a day.

well, today i bought some fanta grape. and the shit is good.

really fuckin good.

but i couldn't figure out why there is no such thing as fanta zero in grape. i'm thinking it would be fuckin amazing. life altering. it would be like a neon purple acid trip with a jimi hendrix soundtrack.

well apparently it exists somewhere. i googled it. on the coke website it's listed as a flavor.

but i can't for the life of me figure out where to fuckin get it. i am now obsessed.

i NEED to fuckin have grape flavored fanta zero.

have ANY of you heard of such a thing and if so WHERE CAN I GET IT?

 

[johnnytata]

maybe this can get some people fired up about my cause:

 

[dare2be]

Remember the Pepsi brand "Slice" cola in the late 90s? That shit was good. One day at a vending machine at my office I noticed Slice candy. WTF? I tried it, and it was better than Slice cola!! Eventually I moved away to Florida and couldn't find the candy anywhere...until they stopped making it But I found an online retailer closing out their Slice candy inventory and bought a case of it...unfortunately before I could make it halfway through the case, the Florida heat/humidity (yes, even with A/C running constantly) melted it all together and I had to discard almost half of it. Sad day.

 

[Comeds]

I remember a wonderful treat known as Root Beer Kool Aid. When I would open my thermos in school and smell that it was Root Beer flavor that day - I knew everything was going to be alright.

I'll look to see if they have Fanta Zero in my area.

 

[sbb122]

What the hell was the Lemon Pepsi called? That was good shit too.


/ found it, pepsi light, from the 70's. not pepsi twist which was more recent.

 

[johnnytata]

according to the coca-cola web site, there are a lot of different fanta flavors. look at this shit:

Available in the following flavors: Aloe Vera Muscat, Apple, Apple Grape, Apple Kiwi, Apple Peach, Apple Vanilla, Apricot, Banana, Banana Fermented Milk, Berry, Berry Blackcurrant, Berry Cherry, Berry Orange, Birch Beer, Bitter Herbal, Bitter Orange, Bitter Water, Blackcurrant, Blackcurrant Blueberry Raspberry, Blackcurrant Lemon, Blueberry, Blueberry Salacider, Bubble Gum, Cherry, Citron, Citrus Blend, Club Soda, Coconut Pineapple, Cranberry, Cranberry White Grape, Floral Lemon, Fruit Punch, Fruit Punch Orange, Ginger Ale, Granadilla, Grape, Grape Lime Strawberry, Grape Pineapple, Grapefruit, Grapefruit Lemon Lime, Grapefruit Lime, Grenadine, Guaraná, Herbal, Honey Lemon, Kiwi Strawberry, Lemon, Lemon Lime, Lemon Lime Mint, Lemon Passionfruit, Lime, Lime Peach, Lychee, Lychee Soursop, Mandarin Orange, Mandarin Orange Mint, Manderin Tangerine, Mango, Mango Melon, Mango Orange, Mango Passionfruit, Mango Pineapple, Melon, Melon Orange, Melon Vanilla Cream, Mint Orange, Mint Raspberry Strawberry, Orange, Orange Passionfruit, Orange Peach, Orange Tangerine, Orange Vanilla, Passionfruit, Peach, Peach Strawberry, Pineapple, Raspberry, Root Beer, Sangria, Strawberry, Strawberry Cream, Strawberry Milk, Strawberry Pineapple, Tamarind, Tangerine, Tropical Fruit Punch, Tutti-Fruti, Unflavored, Vanilla Cream, Watermelon and Wild Berry Lemon.


i have hilighted a few that were particularly interesting. muscat aloe vera? banana fermented milk...BANANA FERMENTED MILK?

what the fuck?

 

[dare2be]

looks like someone at Coca-Cola forgot to take down their April Fools page.

 

[johnnytata]

wonder what the banana fermented milk girl would look like

?

 

[KillerVee]

i have hilighted a few that were particularly interesting. muscat aloe vera? banana fermented milk...BANANA FERMENTED MILK?

what the fuck?

Dude, people in Latin America eat and drink some fucked up things.

 

[Forty_Sixand2]

Dude, people in Latin America eat and drink some fucked up things.

...likes urine...

Wait, what?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

love this stuff

 

[li0lsh]

I love orange soda

is it decent? if so i have to check it out

 

[johnnytata]

fanta zero:

if god had a favorite drink, mixed it with the most amazing drug you could ever think of multiplied by a million, drank it while listening to the most amazing music the universe could provide, all while being serviced by 1000 of the most beautiful concubines in the history of the world all at the same time, it would still not be as good as fanta zero.

 

[KillerVee]

Sounds like you've been drinking 4Loko to me, son.

 

[li0lsh]

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[jstewismybastardson]

Sounds like you've been drinking 4Loko to me, son.

maybe multiple Fanta zero screwdrivers

/on that note: San pellegrino aranciata screwdrivers ... very good!

 

[The Q stache]

you're gonna think i'm crazy, but here goes...

have any of you tried the orange flavored fanta zero? the shit is like fuckin crack cocaine. i can't fuckin get enough of it. it's better than regular fanta orange. it tastes like heaven in a plastic bottle, it's better than popsicles and hand jobs. i think i could drink a 24pack in a day.

well, today i bought some fanta grape. and the shit is good.

really fuckin good.

but i couldn't figure out why there is no such thing as fanta zero in grape. i'm thinking it would be fuckin amazing. life altering. it would be like a neon purple acid trip with a jimi hendrix soundtrack.

well apparently it exists somewhere. i googled it. on the coke website it's listed as a flavor.

but i can't for the life of me figure out where to fuckin get it. i am now obsessed.

i NEED to fuckin have grape flavored fanta zero.

have ANY of you heard of such a thing and if so WHERE CAN I GET IT?

this is where you lost me.