OT: Expressions people botch

[Bizzle McDizzle]

People that type in text shorthand or "internettt slangg" constantly and in any public forum must not realize that to anyone over 18 they look completely retarTed.

 

[kenyg54]

Foster Hewitt always used "Toronto" and "Montreal" as a plural. I knew it was because he used it as meaning Leafs or Habs, but it always sounded funny and drove me nuts. Like Toronto have scored, or Montreal are off side.

 

[dboy97]

Irregardless...if this were a word, it would mean WITH regard.

This

 

[Automattic]

"I eat pieces of shit for breakfast."

"You eat pieces of shit!?!?"



Am I doing this right?

 

[awaz]

google ended my frustration

when people say 'mine as well' instead of 'might as well'

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I had a customer the other day who needed some time to make a decision... I tried to tell her to sleep on it, but I told her to go ahead and "sit on it"... she didn't seem to catch it...

 

[IPostedWhat]

I tried to tell her to sleep on it.

Are you Meatloaf?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Are you Meatloaf?

No, but I do try and smooth talk 17 year olds.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I had a customer the other day who needed some time to make a decision... I tried to tell her to sleep on it, but I told her to go ahead and "sit on it"... she didn't seem to catch it...

on that note and as i admit to being slightly ESL ... when i was a kid during summers, our family would take me back to the "old country" as my dad likes to say

immersed in a foreign language for 3 months does some wacky things to the brain when youre a kid ... coming back one summer ... on the plane ... wanting to get a cold soda pop from the stewardess (different times) ... trying to get her attention ... my brain freezes as i get eye contact with her and out comes ...

"excuse me, servant"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

on that note and as i admit to being slightly ESL ... when i was a kid during summers, our family would take me back to the "old country" as my dad likes to say

immersed in a foreign language for 3 months does some wacky things to the brain when youre a kid ... coming back one summer ... on the plane ... wanting to get a cold soda pop from the stewardess (different times) ... trying to get her attention ... my brain freezes as i get eye contact with her and out comes ...

"excuse me, servant"

You must live quite a lavish life in the old country...lol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I get annoyed whenever people use text message shorthand. This means that whenever I see the phrase "u mad bro?" the answer is always yes.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

common in NC.... drives me nuts

"And your total is four dollars and fifty nine cent."


CentS!!

One CENT.
Fifty nine Cents!

I once yelled it at a Target cashier while checking out.
I couldn't stop myself.
My wife was not pleased with me at the time.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

"I eat pieces of shit for breakfast."

"You eat pieces of shit!?!?"



Am I doing this right?

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."

viva la Scooter McGavin

 

[beantownmaniac]

"I eat pieces of shit for breakfast."

"You eat pieces of shit!?!?"



Am I doing this right?

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[elocomotive]

common in NC.... drives me nuts

"And your total is four dollars and fifty nine cent."

CentS!!

One CENT.
Fifty nine Cents!

People that type in text shorthand or "internettt slangg" constantly...

U gonna luv this den bra...

 

[beardown07]

People who say "supposably" when attempting to say "supposedly".

I once worked with a girl who even wrote it out that way?

 

[sbb122]

Can i axe you guys a question?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Can i axe you guys a question?

That's horrible spelling and grammar, you need to get your ass to a libarry.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Can i axe you guys a question?

You wanna know how I were?

 

[beantownmaniac]

That's horrible spelling and grammar, you need to get your ass to a libarry.

Libarary?