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blindbaby

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OMG, what in the whirled is going on here?
 

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All very interesting. Apparently both bald-faced lie and bold-faced lie come from the original bare-faced lie. So this entire thread is based upon a bare-faced lie!

Well, I was drunk when I started it, so technically a shitfaced lie. Ah well... thanks for the lesson Kenny and IPdubs.

You're welcome. And thank you for giving me a new term.

With your permission I will now add the term shit-face lie to my vernacular.
 

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Anyone know what the whether is suppose to be like this weekend? I have a meeting with my Daughter's Principle, and I could care less what he has too say, but I guess I'll just set their, and see what kind of effect it has on me?

Anyways, we come from all woks of life, so for all intensive purposes, I'll go to make them happy. I'll just except the fact that they're is nothing I can do about it.
 

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Anyone know what the whether is suppose to be like this weekend? I have a meeting with my Daughter's Principle, and I could care less what he has too say, but I guess I'll just set their, and see what kind of effect it has on me?

Anyways, we come from all woks of life, so for all intensive purposes, I'll go to make them happy. I'll just except the fact that they're is nothing I can do about it.

lulz


your funny
 

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Anyone know what the whether is suppose to be like this weekend? I have a meeting with my Daughter's Principle, and I could care less what he has too say, but I guess I'll just set their, and see what kind of effect it has on me?

Anyways, we come from all woks of life, so for all intensive porpoises, I'll go to make them happy. I'll just except the fact that they're is nothing I can do about it.

I fixed it so you can post it in the sea life pun thread as well. ;)
 
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Anyone know what the whether is suppose to be like this weekend? I have a meating with my Daughter's Principle, and I could care less what he has too say, but I guess I'll just set their, and see what kind of effect it has on me?

Anyways, we come from all woks of life, so for all intensive purposes, I'll go to make them happy. I'll just except the fact that they're is nothing I can do about it.

:D

Now it's perfect. :p
 

blindbaby

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Anyone know what the whether is suppose to be like this weekend? I have a meeting with my Daughter's Principle, and I could care less what he has too say, but I guess I'll just set their, and see what kind of effect it has on me?

Anyways, we come from all woks of life, so for all intensive purposes, I'll go to make them happy. I'll just except the fact that they're is nothing I can do about it.

Great poast!
 

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Great poast!

"Raise your glasses high" is not an expression I hear people mess up, but I bet it has a whole different meaning for SuperFlyer13.

..."Oh, well no problem there, bro."
 

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I red IPW's post aloud, and I laughed sew hard that my voice is a little horse now...
 

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Posting while on drugs always results in lude behaviour.
 

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I have actually seen this in print: It's a hard road to hoe.

No shit, could it be because it's a row you hoe and not a road. Roads usually are hard, especially if they are paved or it's been a while since it last rained if it's a dirt road. But I guess with the lack of manual farm work being done these days most people have never had to hoe a row.
 

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I don't like it when people say "it's in close proximity to..." That's redundant, again. :bounce:
 
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