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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Always wanted to go. Should I not waste my time?

I didn't go to that, we went past it, but didn't stop. Went to the Christmas Story house and the Cleveland zoo today. Those were enjoyable.

Well, it's no Erie...

In July, we go through Erie on our way to RIT, Rochester, Cornell and possibly Brown. I am not looking forward to it.

The Rock And Roll HOF's Hall of Drumsticks is tremendous! Almost as cool as Guitar Pick Wing.

Ive only driven through Cleveland when I was a teen. The lake looked fresh and clean and that's pretty much all I remember.

THAT'S the problem. We got out of the car. Top Tip. STAY IN THE CAR! THE LAKE LOOKS BETTER!

It's just a depressed place. The people are plenty friendly, but everything is just so run down. Highways are jacked up, buildings are boarded up. Shopping centers are empty. It's sad.

The zoo is world class, though. A very open and inviting experience. The habitats are designed to appear to have as little obstruction as possible between you and the animals. We ate lunch 25 yards from a Lion who sat on the rock and stared at us. It felt like only a four foot high stone wall was all between him and us.
 

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I didn't go to that, we went past it, but didn't stop. Went to the Christmas Story house and the Cleveland zoo today. Those were enjoyable.



In July, we go through Erie on our way to RIT, Rochester, Cornell and possibly Brown. I am not looking forward to it.



THAT'S the problem. We got out of the car. Top Tip. STAY IN THE CAR! THE LAKE LOOKS BETTER!

It's just a depressed place. The people are plenty friendly, but everything is just so run down. Highways are jacked up, buildings are boarded up. Shopping centers are empty. It's sad.

The zoo is world class, though. A very open and inviting experience. The habitats are designed to appear to have as little obstruction as possible between you and the animals. We ate lunch 25 yards from a Lion who sat on the rock and stared at us. It felt like only a four foot high stone wall was all between him and us.

I hate to be "story topper guy", but I saw two lions fucking at the Detroit Zoo the winter before last.
 

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I didn't go to that, we went past it, but didn't stop. Went to the Christmas Story house and the Cleveland zoo today. Those were enjoyable.



In July, we go through Erie on our way to RIT, Rochester, Cornell and possibly Brown. I am not looking forward to it.



THAT'S the problem. We got out of the car. Top Tip. STAY IN THE CAR! THE LAKE LOOKS BETTER!

It's just a depressed place. The people are plenty friendly, but everything is just so run down. Highways are jacked up, buildings are boarded up. Shopping centers are empty. It's sad.

The zoo is world class, though. A very open and inviting experience. The habitats are designed to appear to have as little obstruction as possible between you and the animals. We ate lunch 25 yards from a Lion who sat on the rock and stared at us. It felt like only a four foot high stone wall was all between him and us.

Nice. How could that go wrong?

:yahoo:
 

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I hate to be "story topper guy", but I saw two lions fucking at the Detroit Zoo the winter before last.

Awesome. For us it was Gibbons today. The six year old was like "They're wrestling!"

Nice. How could that go wrong?

:yahoo:

Well, the moat and electric fence would have helped. And I do have fists of steel.
 

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Awesome. For us it was Gibbons today. The six year old was like "They're wrestling!"



Well, the moat and electric fence would have helped. And I do have fists of steel.

I remember taking my kids to see the monkey house at the local zoo... they thought all the monkeys had brightly colored turds dangling...
 

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I don't see what's so bad about Cleveland. All the bums in Detroit keep winter boxes there.

In Detroit they call cinder blocks "parking ramps".

or you could say it's a cool city because when you park at the store and come out they give you a set of four cinder blocks. Not a bad deal if you go there often enough you could build a house.
 
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