OT - best movie quote thread part II

[maddogmark25]

"You look like you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

 

[puckhead]

watched this today. brilliant, brilliant movie....

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

 

[mattola]

watched this today. brilliant, brilliant movie....

Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto West: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.

A Fish Called Wanda

 

[dare2be]

One of my favorite John Cleese movies...

 

[mattola]

"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

 

[pixburgher66]

"You ever hear about that thing called 8 minute abs? ...Well this is gonna blow it right out of the water. Seven...minute...abs..."


**twitch** "NO...no, no not six, I was saying seven. No works out for six minutes, seven's the key number here. Seven Elevens, seven dwarfs..."

That whole thing cracks me up.

Viddler.com - 7 Minute Abs! - Uploaded by loopytube

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"If I wasn't from Jamaica, then why would I be wearing this hat? "

 

[dash]

"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short, Judge, you're a tremendous slouch...

 

[elocomotive]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[Jared]

"You can't really dust for vomit."

This is Spinal Tap

 

[sbb122]

"You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt, at best."

 

[dash]

“I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous.”

 

[JTEGGER]

 

[Cmon_WTF]

Ty Webb: Don't sell yourself short, Judge, you're a tremendous slouch...

Al Czervik: He tried to choke me and called me a baboon. He thinks I'm his wife!

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Ilikethemfrechfriedpotaters mmmhmmm

 

[ritari330]

You have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.

Won't that be nice... She kissed me! ha ha

Love Princess Bride

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.


Wooderson FTW

 

[JohnRandle]

couldn't find the first one, but thought this was worth sharing. From Smokey and the Bandit

Sheriff Buford T Justice (Jackie Gleason): There is no way... NO WAY... that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm going to do is punch your momma in the mouth.



lol. gets me every time.

LMAO, yep that's a great line.
I put that one in the first thread about movie quotes.

 

[JohnRandle]

One of my favorites.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Blazing Saddles has some great ones