OT - best movie quote thread part II

[puckhead]

couldn't find the first one, but thought this was worth sharing. From Smokey and the Bandit

Sheriff Buford T Justice (Jackie Gleason): There is no way... NO WAY... that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm going to do is punch your momma in the mouth.



lol. gets me every time.

 

[Darkstone42]

I love this entire monologue.

 

[Nasty_Magician]

2:24 is my favorite line but this whole scene is probably my favorite of all time:

 

[naslundfan19]

Despicable Me

 

[dash]

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

 

[powerchord86]

Frank: Honey, you think KFC is still open?

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Joel, you wanna know something? Every now and then say, "What the fuck." "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Very risky to quote that here on a family friendly message board...but fuck 'em if they cant take a joke... they should mind their own business..

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. You're full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with a bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Keep the change ya filthy animal.

 

[dash]

Very risky to quote that here on a family friendly message board...but fuck 'em if they cant take a joke... they should mind their own business..

lol...Here's another classic quote from Guido the killer pimp:

Let me give you a little advice so you know. In times of economic uncertainty, never ever fuck with another man's livelihood

 

[juliansteed]

Lots of great quotes in this trio of scenes, especially the 1s scene:

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If I had to narrow it down to a couple I'd probably go with :

"Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any. They say money can't by happiness, well look at the smile on my face! Ear to ear baby!"

or

"We want winners here not pikers! A piker walks at the bell. A piker asks how much vacation time in the 1st year. Vacation time?!?! People come to work at this firm for 1 reason, to become filthy rich! That's it! We're not here to make friends. We're not saving the fucking manatees here guys. You want vacation time then go teach 3rd grade public school!"

 

[blindbaby]

Border guard: Well, what was it, a week or a day?
Cheech: A week day.

 

[rares]

Warning: NSFW (bad language).

 

[Nasty_Magician]

I love how all these psychotic, murderous criminals respect and take orders from the Wolf, and he just turns out to be a corny goofball and yet still intimidating.

 

[sbb122]

However this is my favorite scene.....

 

[RangersReds03]

 

[RangersReds03]

Starts at 54 seconds

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[huskers1217]

Lots of great quotes in this trio of scenes, especially the 1s scene:

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If I had to narrow it down to a couple I'd probably go with :

"Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any. They say money can't by happiness, well look at the smile on my face! Ear to ear baby!"

or

"We want winners here not pikers! A piker walks at the bell. A piker asks how much vacation time in the 1st year. Vacation time?!?! People come to work at this firm for 1 reason, to become filthy rich! That's it! We're not here to make friends. We're not saving the fucking manatees here guys. You want vacation time then go teach 3rd grade public school!"

I need to watch this movie again. It is a good one.

 

[huskers1217]

Lou Brown in the hospital listening to the game is hilarious.

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[JohnRandle]

couldn't find the first one, but thought this was worth sharing. From Smokey and the Bandit

Sheriff Buford T Justice (Jackie Gleason): There is no way... NO WAY... that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm going to do is punch your momma in the mouth.



lol. gets me every time.

LOL, I must quote that once a week.
That and, "Put the evidence in the car JR". lol