OT: ARRRRRR - Send Bettman to the sharks, walk the plank with him, me hearties

[Bizzle McDizzle]

it be talk like a pirate date ye scurvy scallawags



Welcome to the Official site for Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19

 

[SLY]

wtf? lol

 

[RaiderZar]

Fuck that. Send him to the Canucks!

 

[Slimpikins]

Fuck that. Send him to the Canucks!

Hahaha, I don't think the Canucks need another diver...

 

[dash]

I'm a little disappointed that we have yet to hear from The Gorton's Fisherman...

 

[Darkstone42]

I'm a little disappointed that we have yet to hear from The Gorton's Fisherman...

I came into this thread primarily because I expected to see that scalawag.

 

[dash]

I came into this thread primarily because I expected to see that scalawag.

Maybe he's been fooling us all this time and he's really a landlubber...

 

[mattola]

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

I'm a little disappointed that we have yet to hear from The Gorton's Fisherman...

He'd be fine with Bettman walking the plank, but only if Wang walks it first.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

He'd be fine with Bettman walking the plank, but only if Wang walks it first.

Aye, we can send the whole crew down to Davy Jones Locker

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Darkstone42]

Maybe he's been fooling us all this time and he's really a landlubber...

I would rather just assume he somehow ended up being skewered on the business end of a swordfish...

Swordfish, by the way, being delicious.

 

[dash]

I once went trick-or-treating as a pirate - I went to a house and an old lady came to the door and asked, "What are you supposed to be?"

I replied, "I'm a pirate"
She then asked, "If you're a pirate, then where are your buccaneers?"
I replied, "They're under my buckin' hat"

 

[DevilishWon]

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I once went trick-or-treating as a pirate - I went to a house and an old lady came to the door and asked, "What are you supposed to be?"

I replied, "I'm a pirate"
She then asked, "If you're a pirate, then where are your buccaneers?"
I replied, "They're under my buckin' hat"

Aye, He be here a fortnight, ye scurvy dogs. Tip ye wenches, try the squid.

 

[naslundfan19]

Pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks why, and the pirate answers: "Arrrrrgh, it drives me nuts!"

 

[dash]

The young pirate came home from pirate school with his report card soaking wet. His mom asked, "Why is your report card so wet?"

The young pirate replied, "All my grades are under 'C' level"

 

[TheGortonsFisherman]

It's the best day of the yeaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[naslundfan19]

There he is!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]