Game Thread: Opening Day 4/4 Giants @ Sudsmen

[LHG]

whelp, it seems clear that Herk will have his RBE changed to a single. OTOH, Joey Dozens is about to be DFA'd.

0-3. Unacceptable

editing this pantshatter for....

DUFFMAN!!!

So is that like suddenly realizing you are crapping your pants and trying to use a baby wipe to clean it?

 

[tzill]

So is that like suddenly realizing you are crapping your pants and trying to use a baby wipe to clean it?

Similar. More like feeling the urge, squatting, and then ya can't.

 

[tzill]

Ok, Bum: two phuking outs. Two.

 

[tzill]

alrighty then. Sick Bum gives us a 5 and dive. Now, it's up to Gearrin and the lads...

 

[tzill]

You'd think Joey Dozens would be due this inning...and Herk too.

 

[Stokes1931]

I wonder if Duffman can continue hit at the MLB level. After all, he completely skipped AAA.

 

[Mays-Fan]

Didn't see it mentioned - the game is a freebie on mlb.com tv

 

[tzill]

Ahem.....

SPANTASTIC!!

 

[moxie]

Plonk! SPANTASTIC™

 

[Mays-Fan]

Spantabulous!

 

[tzill]

Time for Joey Dozens to get off the schneid....

 

[tzill]

Plonk! SPANTASTIC™

You complete me.

 

[calsnowskier]

Pitching shitshow

 

[moxie]

Pantastic?

 

[tzill]

JOEY MFING DOZENS!!!

 

[moxie]

What the hell is going on?

 

[tzill]

POSETASTIC!!

 

[moxie]

Posetastic??

Jesus Murphy

 

[Mays-Fan]

This is what happens when you have a lineup with no holes!

Span-to-Pan home runs!

 

[moxie]

POSETASTIC!!