Ongoing NHL Thread Part V minutes for fighting

[forty_three]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Nasty_Magician]

I'm kind of hoping when play resumes that Jack Hughes comes back absolutely shredded. They cant be keeping up with their drug testing during this right? If I'm an athlete I'm taking every PED known to man right now.

 

[dash]

I'm kind of hoping when play resumes that Jack Hughes comes back absolutely shredded. They cant be keeping up with their drug testing during this right? If I'm an athlete I'm taking every PED known to man right now.

Live look-in to Jack Hughes...

 

[puckhead]

I'm kind of hoping when play resumes that Jack Hughes comes back absolutely shredded. They cant be keeping up with their drug testing during this right? If I'm an athlete I'm taking every PED known to man right now.

Nico is on the program

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[dash]

Happy Gilmore reference - Tappen in

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[forty_three]

Heh

Double heh

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Double heh

double heh indeed !

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dash]

Alternatively, Kevin Quinn whenever McDavid starts doing cross-overs.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Alternatively, Kevin Quinn whenever McDavid starts doing cross-overs.

thats how gene principe gets his forever glistening curls

 

[mattola]

This is kinda funny

 

[dash]

This is kinda funny

Julius Caesar. That pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak. He's the asshole who came up with the leap year in the first place. And without Julius Caesar, the Panthers don't trade away that 1st overall pick in 2003 and they take Alexander Ovechkin who goes on to become the 2nd greatest Russian to ever play for the Panthers organization behind only Pavel Bure.

Instead, the Panthers haven't won a single playoff series since they got swept in the '96 Final to Sakic, Forsberg and Roy. Not a single playoff series win in over 20 years. Hell, they've only been to the Stanley Cup Playoffs 4 times since then. This organization is absolute dog shit and it's all Julius Caesar's fault. What a piece of shit that guy was. It's just not right.

The bolded is comedy gold

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[puckhead]

I have never in my life seen twitter more united than the replies to this

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wonder if doughy has mixed in a workout in the past month. Lay off the burritos at panchos in Manhattan beach !!!

 

[dash]

I have never in my life seen twitter more united than the replies to this

Drew Doughty is the Phil Mickelson of the NHL.

 

[Slimpikins]

Haha

From the comments of that tweet: He win a Norris by complaining that he hasn’t won one. Why wouldn’t he keep complaining?

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Drew Doughty is the Phil Mickelson of the NHL.

Both figjams who eat alot of figjams

 

[mattola]

fuck they are dumb