OMG I really hope this is a joke

[Old Lion]

The candy comes in a container molded from her labia and you have to __________ in order to get the candy...

nevermind...just put your face in the box.

I am old, but even I see what you did there.

 

[cezero]

No. I do like to watch gymnastics, though. Gymnastics is one of my favorite sports. They are all amazing beautiful athletes (females, of course, NOT the males) who look fantastic doing all of the extremely difficult things they do.

Almost all of them are under 5 feet tall, and weight less than 90 lbs.

 

[geneh_33]

Almost all of them are under 5 feet tall, and weight less than 90 lbs.

Almost is the key word in your sentence. And women's gymnastics is a beautiful thing that requires a ton of athleticism that is beautiful to watch.

You don't think Nastia Liukin is fine?

 

[Liberal Icon]

I don't watch her... but I would pay to see her and Williams go toe to toe MMA style. I think Mrs. Williams would tear her up....

Not necessary. Serena embarrasses her in real tennis play without the MMA stuff.

 

[cezero]

Almost is the key word in your sentence. And women's gymnastics is a beautiful thing that requires a ton of athleticism that is beautiful to watch.

You don't think Nastia Liukin is fine?

Yes, almost all.

Liukin is 5'3 and weighed 115 lbs. I think it's slightly perverted to look at that sexually...unless you're a little bitty fellow.

I appreciate their athleticism and grace, though.

 

[geneh_33]

Yes, almost all.

Liukin is 5'3 and weighed 115 lbs. I think it's slightly perverted to look at that sexually...unless you're a little bitty fellow.

I appreciate their athleticism and grace, though.

Short chicks don't do anything for you? I prefer them curvy as well, but short chicks are fine, too.

I guess I'm perverted.

 

[shtexas]

I refuse to root for anyone named Sugarpova.

 

[SEC Official]

Short chicks don't do anything for you? I prefer them curvy as well, but short chicks are fine, too.

I guess I'm perverted.

It is funny... when I was younger I went after the athletic and slim chicks... not realizing that the "curvy" ones usually look a thousand times better and more sexy naked.

In fact I had more than a few that looked good at the time, but once they disrobed, there were ribs, hip bones, etc. sticking out and just looked awkward.

 

[Smart]

I don't waste time watching any sport unless it's for the sport.

It's what adults do with their time.

However, most guys don't see women's tennis as a sport, so I understand why they watch.

If people really watched women's tennis for the sport, there'd be a hell of a lot more people watching college tennis and future/challenger tennis. The top 150 or so college guys would be top 5 WTA players. Even the most hardened (perverted pun intended, but i'll keep it) womens tennis fans have to be looking at it sexually in some manner, even if its just an innocent feeling that they are more graceful.

 

[cezero]

Evidently she decided not to go through with the name change.

Seems like this was a rather successful PR stunt, and I doubt she had any real intention of the name change.

A lot more people now know that Sharapova has a line of candy out there.

 

[shtexas]

Now she's withdrawn from the Open. From Sharapova to Sugarpova to Shoulderpova.

 

[bksballer89]

All that hype only for her to withdraw?

 

[Liberal Icon]

All that hype only for her to withdraw?

Yep. Imagine if this were Vika or Serena. The media would have crucified them. The con job Sugarpova, strike that, Sharapova did certainly paid off in huge free advertisement for her product and the media is still unabashedly giddy about it. Unbelievable.