MLB Daily Thread: Oh those mighty Red Sox, disappointing Padres & Flopping Nats

[moxie]

Plenty of pitchers have been as bad or worse this season, including Tanaka, Sabathia, Pineda and Eovaldi.

Not even 24 hours with your new avatar and you're already swinging on Samardzija?

 

[HammerDown]

Not even 24 hours with your new avatar and you're already swinging on Samardzija?

moxie is so hawt when she says Samardzija.

 

[mick7-1961]

And he's a dickhead to boot!

Yeppers

 

[cerealboi]

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Not Arod. . . .

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

1. B.J. Upton - .183/8/21/.265/.294

Upton has the worst batting average in baseball, and hasn’t seen his batting average over .200 at any day this season. He struck out 63 times in April and May combined, including in 43 of the Atlanta’s first 54 games.

He’s had more infield fly ball outs than any player in the big leagues, and is hitless in his last 25 at-bats. June was his best month statistically, but he hit just .238, and recorded only 10 extra-base hits.



Read more: Counting Down the 20 Worst Hitters in Baseball | Shock Treatment on FOX Sports Radio

Matt Joyce makes Blow Job Upton look like Matt Stairs.

.150/.188/.200/.388/11

 

[mick7-1961]

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0-3 today...Three strikeouts

 

[chappee11]

Why do the Nats have chocolate syrup just lying around?

Because it's delicious?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Not even 24 hours with your new avatar and you're already swinging on Samardzija?

Careful there, Moxie. I'm a White Sox fan now, which means I'm not above stabbing a bitch.

 

[moxie]

moxie is so hawt when she says Samardzija.

Don't even start with me, Hammer!


Wait... I can't remember. Aren't I supposed to be mad at you about something? Or did I get over it? Eh, whatever. I'll bank it for future use.

 

[mick7-1961]

Matt Joyce makes Blow Job Upton look like Matt Stairs.

.150/.188/.200/.388/11

SlinkyRedfoot makes all other posters look like posers...




*fixed*

 

[moxie]

Careful there, Moxie. I'm a White Sox fan now, which means I'm not above stabbing a bitch.

NORTHSIDE!!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Are you sure it's not a certain someone that is being paid 16 mill this year and next year by the Yankees? Jeff is probably peanuts in comparison.

PabloSandoval???

Worst pitcher in baseball - Jeff szmardjaindbanak
Worst hitter in baseball - many to mention, Michael Bourne is a good candidate
Biggest Coward in baseball- Anthony Rendon closely followed by Devin Mosorasco
Worst managers in baseball- roenicke, Matt Williams, Robin Ventura
Worst Executive in baseball- Ben Cherington
Worst in season signing in baseball - 80 million for Rick Porcello
The "why are you wearing swimming googles award" - Joe Kelly

 

[moxie]

Because it's delicious?

Uggla's stupid face makes me sick. Dumb tree stump couldn't do that just once while with the Giants?? Earn that friggin' ring!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Test Ryan Braun

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

SlinkyRedfoot makes all other posters look like posers...




*fixed*

Too kind, Mick.

Happy belated, by the way.

 

[cerealboi]

PabloSandoval???

Worst pitcher in baseball - Jeff szmardjaindbanak
Worst hitter in baseball - many to mention, Michael Bourne is a good candidate
Biggest Coward in baseball- Anthony Rendon closely followed by Devin Mosorasco
Worst managers in baseball- roenicke, Matt Williams, Robin Ventura
Worst Executive in baseball- Ben Cherington
Worst in season signing in baseball - 80 million for Rick Porcello
The "why are you wearing swimming googles award" - Joe Kelly

Panda is hot hot hot. and fat fat fat.

I was thinking of "let's pretend he doesn't exist" Carlos Beltran. If Girardi had any balls (hint - we know he doesn't) he'd bench his ass and let Chris Young play every day.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Test Ryan Braun

Biggest POS in baseball.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Panda is hot hot hot. and fat fat fat.

I was thinking of "let's pretend he doesn't exist" Carlos Beltran. If Girardi had any balls (hint - we know he doesn't) he'd bench his ass and let Chris Young play every day.

Agreed but it's only April and Chris young has already taken a handful of ABs from Beltran. Girardi knows what he's doing, he knows what Chris Young is, the more he plays, the more he sucks

 

[mick7-1961]

Too kind, Mick.

Happy belated, by the way.

Thanks brother

 

[mick7-1961]

Panda is hot hot hot. and fat fat fat.

I was thinking of "let's pretend he doesn't exist" Carlos Beltran. If Girardi had any balls (hint - we know he doesn't) he'd bench his ass and let Chris Young play every day.