Official Motorcycle Fegs Thread

[JuiceTheGator]

Macho! Cool engine though. Just once I'd like to see one of those big, exposed drive belts grab a pantleg and pull the guy's 'nards off.

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[LeaderOCola]

how mature

 

[JuiceTheGator]

<sigh> Ok Mr. No-Life Stalker Dude, management has asked me to humor you for awhile. So, I'll illustrate the source of the thread title so you can understand what everyone else already knows.

 

[CarlWinslow]

mid life crisis anyone? Juice the gator?

 

[JuiceTheGator]

^ I had my mid lifer already and decided to have kids with it.

I had a new Ultra-Glide for avery short time. Dear Christ, it was such a piece of shit. Seriously, the 1970s Yamaha 350 'torque induction' I rode as a kid was better ride.

Gotta give it to those Can Am guise for coming out with something different. But I still don't get it or why it exists.

 

[HammerDown]

I live in the world capitol of pretentious fifty-something lawyers and doctors who buy $75k apehanger choppers, get a tattoo, ride on Sunday morning and suddenly think they're badass. Get some fucking originality and then come back and tell me you're going to kick my ass just for looking at you, Mr. Attorney.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I'm proud I had to look-up "apehanger." It appears to be an uncomfortable looking situation. Here's one of your lawyer buddies.