Official Handicappers Betting Thread

[handicappers]

Of course you do.

Contradicting yourself seems accurate

What's accurate is my consistent 74% winning percentage. Contradict that.

BOOM

 

[Scooby-Doo]

What's accurate is my consistent 74% winning percentage. Contradict that.

BOOM

You beat me too it.

BAM

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I used to bet football but was never very good at it. Now I stick to college basketball and baseball. Usually 2 or 3 team parlays. Lots of money to be made doing that if you are good.

I didn't know handicrapper had a son?

 

[rmilia1]

I didn't know handicrapper had a son?

He doesn't. I give my picks. Before the games and everything lol

 

[handicappers]

He doesn't. I give my picks. Before the games and everything lol

As do I. there is nothing "lol" about it.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

What's accurate is my consistent 74% winning percentage. Contradict that.

BOOM

Down from 78% looks like you may have melt some cheese whiz in your Ramen until Baseball season. No Kraft Macaroni and cheese for you.

wait a minute are we talking your fake $ or your real money?

 

[Manster7588]

What's accurate is my consistent 74% winning percentage. Contradict that.

BOOM

74%? I thought it was 82%

 

[femurov]

74%? I thought it was 82%

He's in a slump.

 

[Manster7588]

What's accurate is my consistent 74% winning percentage. Contradict that.

BOOM

Help me out. Who should I take GSW-13.5 vs Det?

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Help me out. Who should I take GSW-13.5 vs Det?

I'll get back to you right after the game. Right now I'm busy tracking down which country my contacts in? He keeps moving you know. ~@handicrapper~

 

[Manster7588]

I'll get back to you right after the game. Right now I'm busy tracking down which country my contacts in? He keeps moving you know. ~@handicrapper~

Great, I'll stand by, I'm 100% sure hell get it right.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Great, I'll stand by, I'm 100% sure hell get it right.

I'd give it more like a 78% chance.

 

[Manster7588]

I'd give it more like a 78% chance.

If he can't pick it right he's worse than I thought.
Pistons vs. Warriors - Game Summary - January 12, 2017 - ESPN

 

[handicappers]

I'll get back to you right after the game. Right now I'm busy tracking down which country my contacts in? He keeps moving you know. ~@handicrapper~

Nope, sorry fag, I didn't bet on that game. My connections in Costa Rica, however, have a real juicy tidbit for one of the games this weekend. Could be a line mover.

 

[NEhomer]

Cappers, thanks for letting me crash at your new cabana in Rio. I snapped a pic 'cause I know you've been too busy tracking wagers to make it down there yet.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Nope, sorry fag, I didn't bet on that game. My connections in Costa Rica, however, have a real juicy tidbit for one of the games this weekend. Could be a line mover.

Are the connections in Costa Rica agreeing with your connections in Thailand? Oh no wait that was Taiwan. Keep on keeping on FRAUD.

 

[jarntt]

Once I learned how to wager on soccer, it is by far the easiest sport to make money on

Sharps will tell you baseball is the most profitable sport, but I just hate betting baseball

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Nope, sorry fag, I didn't bet on that game. My connections in Costa Rica, however, have a real juicy tidbit for one of the games this weekend. Could be a line mover.

You going to make your picks or just dance around doing them until after the games?

 

[handicappers]

Are the connections in Costa Rica agreeing with your connections in Thailand? Oh no wait that was Taiwan. Keep on keeping on FRAUD.

Your dad should have pulled out.

 

[handicappers]

You going to make your picks or just dance around doing them until after the games?

I feel sorry for your Seahawks today.